Discussion: Donald Trump Wants To Recruit Oprah As His Vice President

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I’ve always liked how The Donald asks questions and then right away makes them rhetorical / moot by immediately answering them.

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??? “as my running mate” … humm … Oh … so, Trump is agreeing to be Vice President?

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" But observers of the 2016 race are still coming to terms with the prospect of the real estate mogul running a serious race. "

This…in an article where he is floating a very non serious idea that Oprah is going to be on this ticket.

SPOILER ALERT: He isn’t going to run a serious race.

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First, the clowns come into the ring, then the trapeze artists, then the animals, led by their trainers…and the show begins…

From: Oprah
To: All interns, producers, production assistants, clerical staff, domestic staff and all other personnel:

If that jackass ever calls, I am never EVER in.

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Lindsey Graham: “Damn, why didn’t I think of that?”

Yeah, that’ll work. And to enhance GOP prospects in the Northeast U.S. states Trump could say he intended to appoint Tom Brady Secretary of Defense.

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Oprah takes out restraining order in 5, 4, 3, …

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Honestly, I must admit it is nice that Donald Trump adds some class to the GOP Primary. It was beginning to look a bit trashy.

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Trump/Oprah

Damn, the GOP was right all along – legal same sex marriage would lead to all kinds of unnatural pairings.

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Oh Good God.

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Umm, dumbass donnie, Oprah is a Democrat!

Oprah’s a no go, Donald, but I hear Mr. Peanut is very interested…

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He wants the debate stage for debate 1 and possibly 2, but he will make up some apprentice-based excuse (“NBC can’t stay in business without my show”). He has 30 days, plus two 45 day extensions to truly expose is financial situation to the FEC. Even then, going beyond the third deadline is a fine of something like $500.

My prediction is he’ll collapse like a wet taco in mid-October.

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My thoughts, exactly. As a publicity ploy, this is worth tens of millions to him that he does not have to spend to advertise his hotels and TV show. Even a guy who reeks of ego like one doused in cheap cologne has to recognize the handwriting on the wall: 57% disapproval among REPUGS means he cannot ever be prez. And fantasies about adding Oprah to his ticket is like covering shit with ice cream- It’s still shit.

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