Discussion for article #247666
Actually, his fingers are kinda short …
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Just keep at it. I’m telling you, he can be incited to drop his pants to prove it.
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Balls, I’m getting tired of this new weekly low point in Western civilization.
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The smaller the hands, the bigger the unnecessary, counterproductive border wall.
It’s what psychologists call overcompensation.
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“My hands are normal hands,” Trump said, before launching into a story. "I was on line shaking hands with supporters and one of the supporters said, ‘Mr. Trump, you have strong hands, you have good size hands.’ And then another one would say, ‘Oh, you have great hands, Mr. Trump. I had no idea.’"
(Chuckling). WTF? Seriously, dude – not one person has ever stopped you and said, “Sir, you’ve got strong hands.” You are a pathological liar – and that is all there is to it. Oh, and you cannot shake hands on line. Can’t be done. You might shake your hands at the computer, but no shaking hands with anyone else on line.
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“I don’t want people to go around thinking that I have a problem," he told the editorial board. “By saying that, I solved the problem.”
Man, are you naive.
You short-fingered vulgarian you.
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Henceforth, when I shake hands with someone, I will take pains to remark upon the normalcy of their appendages. I want to get ahead of this trend Trump is trying to start.
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If the gloves don’t fit, you must not quit…talking about his freakishly small hands.
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And whoever placed a bet in Vegas that the media would be mocking Trump’s hands vs. his hair had to hit it YUGE.
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Yes, yes, yes! We ARE getting under the vulgarian’s shorty fingers for sure.
Man, we owe that now Vanity Fair editor a Oscar for his long ago penning of that short-fingered vulgarian jab. God, it’s been 30 years and Trump still can’t let it go.
Geez, if I had the cash I’d order up a gigantic Easter parade Trump-look alike inflatable with the shortest fingers and parade it down 5th Avenue for NYC’s parade. Imagine him blowing his top!
P-R-I-C-E-L-E-S-S!
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Okay, I’m going to go there! Whenever I hear the controversy surrounding Donito’s hand size, I can’t help thinking of the SNL Lawrence Welk skit (and the hairdo seems apropos, too!)
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Please link us to your gofundme at once!
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genius
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methinks he doth protest too much
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God, he’s like an insecure 10 year old. Why in hell are people voting for this idiot??
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Naw, he’ll just buy another note from his doctor.
If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the largest, classiest, most beautiful penis ever elected to the presidency.
s/Harold N. Bornstein, M.D., F.A.C.G.
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Who’s the likely Democratic nominee?
You know, like Obama said he was born in Hawaii, and that was the end of that issue.
Right, Little Donnie?
Obama ignored it and went on to bigger and greater things.
You, on the other hand, are an immature, short-fingered vulgarian.
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