I am waiting to see who Louie Gohmert endorses. Smart Vegas money is on Papa Smurf.
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Could be interestingā¦ can you imagine Perry trying to walk in Cruzās shoes and provide guidance to the House Freedom Caucus (lemmings)? Whereas Cruz tried to lead them over a cliff based on warped ideology; Perry might take them over the same cliff but he would tell them it was a shortcut.
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The caption for that Trump pic should be āLook, Iām ambidextrous. I can masturbate with either hand!ā
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Stubbier Trump: Remember when I kicked their asses in the debates? They couldnāt lay a glove on me then! Thatās when America was great!
Feels like Throwback Thursday.
I remember Perry attacking Trump early in the primary season, calling him no conservative, among other things. But it doesnāt matter anymore, now that Cruz is Trumpās enemy number one.
Attacking Cruz while running against Hillary is very dubious, but I like it!
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He just canāt help himself. Literally cannot. Donaldās default mode is to weigh in on anything that crosses his ADHD-adled radar, and if it includes an opportunity to grind a ax or nurse a grudge or needle an erstwhile adversary (even a vanquished one) he is powerless to resist the urge to bloviate. He is simply incapable of focusing on the things he would need to focus on to improve his poor and dwindling chances of winning the election. In that sense, the election IS ārigged.ā But itās rigged not by something external to Donald, itās his own hard-wiring thatās doing him in.
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The Incredible Mr. Drumpfley aka Stumpy DiJiT strikes again.
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Itās said that, āit takes one to know one.ā I believe we have a counterexample of that principle here.
Ha, ha! I had a for realz LOL with that!
Far be it from me to praise Gubner Goodhair for anything. Lord knows, that man gives idiots a bad name, bless his little heart. But Iāve got to say this for him: through sheer longevity, he managed to take what is Constitutionally the fifth strongest political office in The (not so) Great State and make it the strongest office. The sumbitch does know how to use the power of appointment.
And then the headline should read,
Donald Trump Strokes Rick Perry
He caused Texans to begin referring to GWB as āthe smart one.ā
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The definition of the drowning man grasping at straws.
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And Barbara Jordan
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Now there were some brains and a lot of class - Barbara Jordan.
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Iāll take Perry over Cruz any old day.
Perry is dumb and venal. Ted isnāt dumb, and heās truly vile. Stupid and venal is a lot easier to contend with.
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I am so proud of Donald Trump for pointing this out. I think that Kellyanne Conway, his new traveling companion and personal escort on the road, will give him a pat on the back and a peck on the cheek. The sources that gave Donald Trump the information about the MSNBC Morning Joeās hosts are saying this too.
Rick Perry is a more qualified, less evil and better for Texas than Ted Cruz.
Youāre assuming he can figure out just where heās supposed to be and when. I have an idea heād be listed as missing in action most of the time.
No, I think itās an example of the concept.
A Cruz/Perry runoff!! Be still my beating heart! Only time I would EVER root for Perry is over that Dominionist swine.
Itās also inevitable, nor will it be the last attack he makes against Cruz. Cruz embarrassed and insulted him at his convention, in front a national television audience. HIS audience. Trump will bear a grudge against Cruz till the end of his days.
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