Discussion: Donald Trump Makes Early Election Night Appearance—In Cake Form

It looks constipated/full of shit.

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Donald Trump made an uncharacteristically early appearance Tuesday at his election night festivities at the New York Hilton Midtown hotel in the form of a rather somber-faced bust, rendered in cake.

Keep Christie away from it.

As the evening goes on:

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why does it look like Walter Mondale?

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That’s right. Chiselin’ Trump recently acknowledged his extremely prolonged bout of constipation.

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Round midnight, the fucking YamMan will take that thing up to the roof of Trump Towers and start throwing chunks at the people below while screaming, “Well…if that’s how you feel America! EAT ME! EAT MEEEEEEEE’!”

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So… he’s telling his supporters “Eat Me!”
ETA: GMTA, sherlock!

In a head-to-head matchup, the cake was shown to be smarter than its likeness.

On second look — Isn’t that Brit Hume?

Probably crafted from the model he’s asked his architects to fashion for Mount Rushmore.