PRESS RELEASE
EMBARGOED UNTIL: Noon, March 21, 2016
The Trump Organization, Trump for America and Make America Great Again 2016 are pleased to announce that Arthur “Art” Vandelay has joined the group as Mr. Trump’s chief spokesperson.
“I couldn’t be happier,” said Mr. Vandelay “to be working for such a world-class group of people, and my thanks to Mr. Donald Trump, a man with the unique vision, temperament and imagination that this nation surely needs.”
“and you want to be my latex salesman…”
If - and it’s a bit if - Donito somehow gets elbowed out of the nomination by Cruz - Il Duce will file an immediate lawsuit questioning Cruz’s natural born citizen claims. And he’ll have standing to do so.
The summer and fall promise to be as interesting as the past winter!
his decision to destroy two sculptures
Vulgarian, philistine, boor, sociopath, egomaniac…
Wait, he faked a “spokesman”? Isn’t the job of a spokesman to actually, you know, speak - to be front and center? And if no one’s ever seen this person, shouldn’t they have been suspicious? Why is it only now we’re hearing about this fake spokesman?
He’s in t getting pushed out
Cruz has to win in the northeast and Cali.
I also believe that Trump and Cruz are better allies than enemies, because a Cleveland floor fight is more of a liability than an asset.
Fake it till you make it, Donnie.
And keep on pretending no one will notice, Hair Frumpy.
Pseudonyms Trump would never use…
Lewis Carroll
Iceberg Slim
James Tiptree Jr.
Cantinflas
Saki
From Gizmodo earlier this month
An Architectural Tour of Donald Trump’s Gaudy Ass Skyscrapers
Controversies: Trump promised to give the Metropolitan Museum of Art two ornate sculptures from the Art Deco building he destroyed to build the tower—but after the cost to restore them was revealed they were mysteriously jackhammered instead.
I like Mr. Barron/Baron. He speaks his imaginary mind and says what all the imaginary people are thinking.
Wow.
The man has serious problems.
I’m ready to fake a seesman and hearsman for the times when I have heard and seen more about Trump and this race than I think I can stomach.
And you didn’t really expect an answer to that question, did you since we know the answer.
Thank you for sharing that. I have a friend who struggles with depression and it is difficult for her most days. Do you find that commenting here at TPM helps or makes it worse? (Just kidding and met meaning to make light of a serious issue). I only say that because there are days when I get depressed by some of the comments here - but most of the time it is fun.
Seriously!!!
Meet…The Trump Bunny…
Trump’s voters include
Robert A. Heinlein wrote a book called “The Puppet Masters”
It seems that alien creatures descended upon humanity, taking over the bodies of people,their manner of attack was to nestle in the part of the back between the shoulder blades, while then connecting to the brain and nervous system. Eventually, the earthlings fathomed that the way to identify those controlled by the aliens was to require having people’s torso (the back part anyway) exposed.
Well…Talk Radio, the GOP Noise Machine and FOX have nestled into the brains of tens, tens and MORE tens of millions of people in a manner worse than the Puppet Masters:
Just like with our friends and neighbors above
Damn, what did Floyd ever do to you to deserve that?!?!
While there are a few people I don’t get along with (but isn’t that the case where ever you are?) I love this community. When I find it gets to be too much (or I get to be too much) I take a break and come back later. I’ve worked really hard to learn to manage my illness, but like most people I have days when I’m better at the management than others.
Trump, Barron, Baron–no matter how you spell it, it’s still baloney.