Discussion: Dog Named Trigger Shoots Owner During Indiana Waterfowl Hunt

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This one is too easy - like shooting ducks in a barrel!

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Does he own a horse named Bullet and a jeep named Nellybelle?

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Bad dog.

Guns don’t kill people, dogs kill people.

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no biscuit?

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It’s Indiana. I hope the dog was wearing a condom, no reason for two accidents to happen on the same hunting trip.

Sounds responsible.

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You can’t make up this something this good. A dog named Trigger steps on a trigger and shoots his owner.

I know people shoot themselves in the foot all the time but this is ridiculous.

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“Point this nimrod!” BANG!

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FOX NEWS ALERT:
Dogs with guns. Are they trying to kill us?

Steve Doocey: “I have it on good authority that this dog demonstrated liberal views in the past. For instance, eye witnesses claim that one time he wanted his stick but didn’t want to fetch it.”

Gretchen: “What we’re seeing is a canine entitlement culture. They won’t fetch, they won’t stay, and now, tragically, they are being indoctrinated and radicalized by left leaning groups into shooting the job providers.”

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:grin: “…good doggy …that’s a good boy.”

Awwww, whoosa good dog with a gun? YOU ARE! Yes you are such a good doggie with a gun!

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Maybe she set the gun down for a moment while expressing her views on gun-control advocates and their obviously irrational fear of guns, which after all are merely objects that can’t, on their own, without humans getting involved, inflict any possible kind of POW.

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Old Yeller gets his revenge!

Smart Dog.

He should be on trail for assault with a deadly weapon though…

We need to add another line to the journalist’s creed:

“Dog bites man” - not news
“Man bites dog” - news
“Dog shoots man (or woman in this case)” - news?

You can pry my gun from my dead hands you damn dirty dog! ~ Rise of the planet of the canines.

Good movie.

Soylent Greenies™ is people.

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Even with bird shot, at point blank range, she will propbably never walk without pain again. People are stupid. Guns are dangerous.

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