Discussion: Dippin' Dots Invites Sean Spicer To End Apparent 5-Year Feud Over Ice Cream

“Kellyanne, come loofah my stretch marks!”

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" Ok Sean … as soon as I finish up with donnie …"

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Not enough Scotch in Aberdeen to get that picture out of my mind.

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He claims Dippin’ Dots killed his best friend Noodles McFlugalugalug.

All this does is encourage me to track down Dippin’ Dots to annoy him. It’s like the Kellogg’s incident all over again.

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Sean Spicer chews and swallows 35 pieces of Orbit cinnamon gum before noon every day.

[Really.][1]

I don’t think he’s a very reliable source of information on what to eat or not eat. Or any other subject, it seems.
[1]: http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/01/sean-spicer-swallows-35-pieces-of-gum-every-day-before-noon.html

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Dippin’ Dots is neither the first nor the second confectionery company to become involved in presidential politics…

Confectionerygate. Spicer takes on the confectionery-industrial complex one sweet at a time. And it is not because of Diabetes or obesity related deaths, just something petty.

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Given a choice of nutrition science or pettiness, of course this group will always choose pettiness.

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What is it with these guys and their breath fresheners? Tic Tacs and Orbit gum do not give consent where none existed sans confectionery.

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He spews so much shit, he probably needs the gum.

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Maybe all that lying leaves a bad smell, like the truth rotting inside…

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I think it’s an ego thing – they believe the experience will be enjoyed by their victim despite their non-consent as long as there is nothing like bad breath to detract from their great presentation.

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Maybe Daft Funk will be next

Sean Spicer is a candy-ass. Whatdaya expect from this punk? These people seem to be against confectioner’s delights. No wonder they’re so bitter all the time. Sourpusses.

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And if you accomplish it at least four times you make it into the BK HOF!

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Tag Team!

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I keep thinking he’s standing on phone books and that’s why he shifts around like he does.

:joy: :joy: :joy:

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That’s why he looks like that - his entire lower intestine is stuffed with dead pieces of cinnamon gum.

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Sorry, but if you are repeatedly, publicly pissed off at ice cream (ice cream!) you have real problems.

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Trump & those he has surrounded himself with - are profoundly mentally unstable - probably are (or should be) medicated - but clearly are non-compliant …

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little tiny individual balls of ice cream. I had them once at the state fair. They are actually quite good.

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