Oh, God, please let it be with a undocumented Mexican maid who works at Mar-A-Lago!
Or an undocumented Mexican pool boy. We have to piss off Mississippi and Alabama along with the rest of the nation.
Oh, no. That Mexican pool boy is MINE, baby!
Think of the sponsorship opportunities!

Donald thinks āaestheticsā is what causes interference during radio broadcasts.
Maybe decorative marble statues of Donald Trump every half-mile would add to the aesthetics. Iām thinking the Michelangelo statue of David, except in ānaturalā Trump colors, with Trumpās head and a very large, um, package, meant to intimidate the men and make the ladies swoon.
Run for the border, bitches!
Can water come out of his tiny dinky, like the little cherubs in the fountains in Rome?
Well, Trump did say it was going to be a big, beautiful wall.
Gigantic Jumbotrons showing reruns of āThe Apprenticeā should keep those nasty brown people away!
I canāt wait for the first ground breaking ceremony with Trump wearing a hard hat and a gold plated shovel.
Well, of course! But the tiny dinky would be yuuuuge.
trump and spawn shoveling shit with those gold shovels. As usual, he leaves the smiling duties to the spawn.
Aesthetics? Thereās NOTHING pretty about white nationalist xenophobic racism. NOTHING.
Question by Scott Pelley to Leon Panetta just now on CNS Evening News:
#āIs it correct to ask if the President has a problem with rationality?ā
The dam just burst.
So what are the chances there will be an Environmental Impact Study?
Excuse me I just became delusional - Iāll be OK!
Hmmn. Something from Hadrianās of Carlisle?
Too low?
Then perhaps something from Turkey inspired by the walls of Constantinople
But letās keep it nice, tasteful and not too expensive. Wait, perhaps a shrubbery?
Funny, but republicans Would. Not. Care.
Theyād probably give him a raise or a medal.



