Discussion: Cruz Impersonates Trump:

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That pretty much nailed it.

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If that isn’t an ad hominem attack, I sure would hate to see one. Actually, maybe I would…

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Vomit hell.

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What a weasel. I’d respect him for revealing what Trump really is, except he goes right back and says he never insulted Trump.

I seriously hate Ted Cruz. The guy clearly has no principles, and is willing to lie about what he said literally the sentence before.

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Carson isn’t fat or ugly and Paul isn’t fat. Otherwise, he’s right.

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A little off subject but Cruz just talked about selling insurance accross state lines. Insurance is regulated in each state by state insurance commisssioners. Doesn’t anybody on that stage or in the media understand that he’s proposing a massive new government agency?

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I like how he slipped in the ol’ maniac admission, playing it off as a joke.

Yes, sir, you most definitely are a maniac, and should probably euthanize yourself.

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OK, I am not watching the “debate” and won’t, but just reading this made me nauseated. This is what passes for presidential material?

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This giant asshole actually took it to the other giant asshole. He played that well. If you’ll excuse me, I now have to go put a power drill up my nose.

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Another quick stroll down memory lane:

Mr. Cruz’s own attempts at humor sometimes missed the mark. In one debate, he proposed a method to detect infidelity in which God should “give women a hymen that grows back every time she has intercourse with a different guy, because that will be a ‘visible sign’ of the breach of trust,” according to a recollection by David Kennedy published in a Harvard debate team reunion booklet in 2001.

From the NYT, 4/23/15.

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Wow…that is the creepiest, most sexist thing I’ve ever read!

American Christianity! We’ll make God say anything we need him to say, so we can hate you!

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Me and my roommate are playing a drinking game…every time someone uses hate or fear mongering, we drink. Seriously, this isn’t a joke. we’re doing that. My poor liver.

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I freaking hate Cruz, but that was a pretty good dig against Trump.
Kudos to the sociopath.

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This made me laugh as I thought of poor Jessica from Trueblood.

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For once I agree with Ted. What’s more, those are their best qualities.

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“Oligarch variety hour” haha…that gave me giggles for some reason

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“I have not insulted Donald personally and I don’t intend to,” Cruz said, praising the “enthusiasm” Trump has generated.

Well, besides the personal insult I just tossed out there 3 seconds ago.

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And don’t forget Claire Bennett from Heroes. She has the same problem, obviously…though they don’t bring it up like they did on Trueblood.

Damn network TV censors.

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Cruzer can hope. That is all.