Oh come on Teddy … You can do it ! ----
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Try…
#Shut the fuck up, Ted!
Y’know, get his attention first.
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At one point, 38% of Floridians believed Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer.
That is all.
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“I do think it helps for North Korea and for China to understand that we have a President who is strong. That is beneficial
Why would anyone believe that NK or China think that the US has a strong president? They read the same newspapers that we do and they know that Trump it’s the weakest president ever, with cabinet members openly contradicting or ignoring him, approval rating in the basement.
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Well now that you brought it up…Is Cruz getting more jowlie? Is this an indication that Cruz is literally eating his resentment?
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I guess I should say Thanks. But no, its not real. Although I wont be surprised if Drumpf does just that.
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Even Ted Cruz seems to realize that getting into a “dick swinging contest” with North Korea might not be the best course of action.
You need to understand that Two Scoops looked at a map and asked Mattis if North Korean nukes could hit Mar-a-Lago.
It was a done deal when he heard Mattis say “Not yet President Two Scoops.”
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Perhaps when they’re done changing their diapers they can start taking some action against their Dear Leader. Hair Furor’s schtick stopped being entertaining years ago.
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I don’t have the 2x4 one needs to first get a jackass’s attention.
The one that gets smacked right between the eyes. Then, maybe, one can have this discussion.
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Cruz’s response is seriously weak. Couldn’t he just say it’s effing wrong to do threatening diplomacy by tweet with a hostile power that is in process of developing a nuclear capability?
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Cruz was thoroughly emasculated by Trump during the campaign and after. I doubt he’ll ever recover from the shame.
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Right. What the hell, no foreign leader respects trump or thinks he has “strength.” It’s obvious to everyone what an ignorant, dithering, lying shlub he is. No one’s running scared. They’re all laughing at the clown.
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You know what would be STRONG, Ted? Someone who would stand up and say “This asshole is clearly incapable of running this country. Between the lies, the false bravado and the jaw-dropping ignorance, we cannot afford to have him head up our government even one more day.”
Think you could do that Ted? After he slandered your father and insulted your wife? Do you have even a shred of spine to stand up to this raving lunatic? No, I didn’t think so.
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Are “a president who is strong” Cruz’s code words for a mentally unfit manchild with access to nuclear codes?
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“I do think it helps for North Korea and for China to understand that we have a President who is strong.
Another Republican who can’t distinguish between strong and stupid. Then again, Ted Cruz does at least remember getting his pussy grabbed last year.
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Yup. Talking smack and sending angry tweets is not being “strong.” Trump is a weak-kneed bully who constantly needs to prove his own worth to himself. He is a pathetic little boy pretending to be a leader. Like most bullies, a slap in the face would send him running to his room to cry. While the Korean bombs are threatening, they still don’t have a vehicle capable of delivering it anywhere with any degree of accuracy. Further, the minute a missile is launched towards the U.S. or allies’ territory, I predict a full-on retaliatory response from the U.S. This is exactly the kind of “brinksmanship” which led us close to nuclear disaster in the past; why are we condemned to repeat this insanity?
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Hosting the show in front of a pile of rubble is incredibly tacky.
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“I wouldn’t speak about North Korea threats the way Trump does…I’d read Green and Eggs and Ham at them in a very stern voice.”
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I disagree. Rafael should be forced to beg forgiveness for their Sandy votes in the well of the Senate – not as a precondition for Harvey relief, but to show that there is some self-awareness for what an odious parsimonious bastard he is. Cornyn should go next on the contrition circuit.
Not that it’s going to happen. It will be interesting to see what happens in 2018 when his seat is contested.
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Kind of hard to find a residential street where there aren’t piles of trash at this point. COH is just now starting to resume trash pick-up.