These CPAC people sound like they’re straight out of the movie “Deliverance”.
Did any of them have a bottle of hooch with them? Do they have more than two teeth? Do they wear shoes? Were they all “hoam-skoold”? Do they have sex with their farm animals?
Stereotyping and generalized statements go both ways you fascist f#cks. Oh…and I’ve read that the best BJ comes from those with few to no teeth in their mouth - and Cletis/Goober/Gomer/Elmer/Dingus, I’m talking directly to you.