Well most sane adults couldnāt imagine Trump firing Comey. Or any of the myriad crazy as fuck things he has done.
Corkerās imagination is already on summer recess.
Bob Corker is the kind of guy that makes you wait for the red light twice, because he is mesmerized by the forty foot tall wacky wavy inflatable arm man at the curbside auto dealership.
The truth
Rachel Maddow said it
āI have suffered from lack of imagination as the things that this Administration has done I could not have conceived as being possibleā
Corker doing his āOh my-where is my fainting couchā routine is what Trump feeds on. But he is up
for reelection in 2018, so actual spine? Too much to ask.
Well, the implication is that if Trump actually did fire Mueller, it would be for a very good reason, which of course Corker would support 100%.
Olā Shorty Corker canāt imagine what is almost certain to happen.
This is because Corker has no actual imaginationābecause imagination requires both intelligence and ratiocination. Corker has abandoned both in order to maintain his power in the right-wing Senate run by McConnell.
It wouldnāt be Corkerās first āfailure of imagination,ā nor his last.
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If Senator Corker honestly wants the his voters to get a look at the AHCA before it is passed, all he has to do is find two buddies and vote no if McConnell brings it up prematurely. As if. Corker is a fraud.
āOf course if he does fire the Special Counsel, which I canāt possibly imagine, then I will be 100% behind him when he does.ā
āBut I canāt possibly imagine that eitherā
** shakes magic Trump ball **
āCovfefeā
Well, there you go. Clear as a bell.
Sen. Bob Corker (R-TN) on Tuesday said he ācannot possibly imagineā that President Donald Trump would fire Robert Mueller, the special counsel overseeing the federal investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election
Resolved: Bob Corker has a limited imagination.Which means Dumblefuck will fire him, of course.
$50 says when the flames start licking at Trumpās twinkle-toes Muellerās ass gets canned. Trump will be unable to stop himself, lording dismissal over people is his crack pipe.
Heās probably not much of a film buff since it requires him to use his brain and stuff ā even though heās got an amazing brain, a truly great brain, and he uses it all the time ā but I digressā¦he should bone up on the works of that great Jedi philosopher Obi-Wan Kenobi ā who by the way did amazing work on the clone wars, top-notch and first rate, a classy job all the way ā particularly the part about āYou canāt win, Trump. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagineā.
crux of the current crop of Republicans captured in an unintended but unintentionally correct declarationā¦
ācanāt imagineā OR we have no imaginationā¦
Sen. Bob Corker (R-TN) on Tuesday said he ācannot possibly imagineāā¦
Thereās a phrase to describe this kind of thinking:
"The Titanic Effect ".
After all, who would have thought that 19 terrorists would fly planes into the WTC? No one could have imagined ā¦
When you tune out all the warning signals and blaring alarm bells, you may be surprised when disaster strikes, Bob.
ā¦he says with fingers crossed behind his back as he silently thanks Jehovah he wasnāt picked to be Secretary of State.