Discussion: Cops Stumped After 9 Brains Found Abandoned Next To Train Tracks

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Someone should check the GOP presidential front-runners out of caution. The symptoms are subtle and only a direct examination will allow us to be sure.

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Misleading Huffington Post clickbait headline strikes again.

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A meeting of the minds?
Hey, has anyone seen my brain?
(This is the low-hanging fruit.)

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My mind instantly flashed to Marty Feldman’s brain-stealing scene in “Young Frankenstein”

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Props from the upcoming film: Brains, Trains and Automobiles.

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Yea, my first guess would have been forced ejection from a clown car collision with a tree…

What has Dr Ben been up to? He’s a neurosurgeon after all.

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The image wih the article is of a human brain and the article says the brains were from dogs and sheep. So, yup, click bait. I was hoping somebody had found JFK’s brain.

Well, that still doesn’t eliminate some Republican candidates.

The answer is obvious. Someone was trying to bait and trap a zombie.

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Someone should check “the Donald!”

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True dat.

Curiously, three of them were labelled “Abby something”.

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Abby Normal’s brains?

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This is an easy one. The teabaggers lost their brains years ago and they were bound to start popping up somewhere.

The problem is, and this is the scary part, they are more intelligent and better of without them. Yikes!

When life hands you brains, make menudo!

“Nine brains were found along a street in a northern New York village, but authorities say there’s nothing to fear since the nine Republicans hadn’t been using them anyhow.”

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Yes!!!