Discussion: Cop Who Sought Teen Erection Warrant Kills Himself Facing Sex Crimes Arrest

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Probably a donor to the National Organization for Marriage, also too.

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Didn’t want to face some “stiff” penalties —

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Dude! The internet is crawling with porn. You didn’t have to abuse your power to look at dicks, get caught and then snuff it.

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I am going to go ahead and say what I imagine most people are thinking: GOOD RIDDANCE!

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With Dennis Hastert as an example, he could have become Speaker.

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I assume what he really wanted was pictures of a specific dick.

Much harder to come by.

Unless you follow Anthony Wiener on Twitter, anyway. (rimshot!)

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One less vote for Mike Huckabee in Virginia.

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Cop Who Sought To Photo Erection In Teen Sexting Case Kills Self Before Arrest

How do you photo an erection? In your rush to get this hard-hitting story up you couldn’t find an extra “graph” somewhere?

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Well, in his Cruz/Trump thing Marshall did say that he has a “pretty good record of predicting these things”.

So I assume he was completely fucking wasted when he wrote that 6 hours ago.

I tried typing nothing but an ellipse, but it won’t let me.

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“Harder,” tee hee

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Inmates are guarding the asylum.

Every day The Onion is more in danger of having to fold.

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what in the hell is going on that cops are sending these illicit texts/emails/photos – and to children at that?!? there are far too many of these stories being reported, which makes me think it’s being done way more often than thought.
good grief.

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  • Detective David Edward Abbott Worked on the Local ‘Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force.

  • Abbott Solicited ‘Sexual Acts Via Phone, Text, Social Media & Email, Police Say

Detectives learned that the inappropriate contact between the accused and the victim began in June of 2013 when the victim was 11 years old. The contact consisted of soliciting sexual acts via phone, text, social media and email. The accused also had face to face interactions with the victim.”

  • Abbott was awarded one of the Manassas City Police Department’s highest honors in 2013, the Hillary Robinette Award, which is for “Integrity in Investigative Work, according to the city’s website.

The city said in its press release on the award, “Through Detective Abbott’s efforts and detailed investigation work, a serious sexual predator was taken off the streets.”

Yes … and there was another one today

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So there was a Hillary behind it?

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You better believe this pervert never would’ve had a chance if TRUMP were in office. He would’ve done something absolutely incredible to stop it before it could even happen, and he would’ve made some pedophiles foot the bill so the taxpayers wouldn’t have to.

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Another casualty in the War on Police conducted by Black Lives Matter/student protesters/Syrian refugees.

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Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.