Circus peanuts.
Yeah, that about sizes up the entire Trump administration.
It’s only a back-up position for when Malaria is out of town.
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Nah, I think there’s actually a hamster on a wheel in there.
BTW, great photo from the classic “Twilight Zone” episode, “The Lonely”, starring Jack Warden and Jean Marsh, and featuring a wonderful music score by the great Bernard Herrmann.
Yeah, I know it’s OT, but I highly recommend watching it.
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Oooooh! I’ll bet he is in big demand.
Just this morning, Kellyanne Conway coined the expression “alternative facts”. Utterly pathetic.
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I’m assuming this is just an alternative fact?
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
“DER TRUMPF ZEPPELIN CRASHES IN D.C.!”
Oh, the assholery and dickitude!
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Oops, she needs to cancel that Ebay ad.
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“But at the same time, he swallows a great deal and looks the other way,” Conway said. “And I just think we should give him a chance.”
This will be all time whopper # 2 in the book Shit Kellyanne Conway Says after the one about Trump having a heart, to which we must look to in order to understand his words, since the words of the English language are inadequate to capture that which his little grifter heart wants us to really know.
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I want these people in the Trump administration to testify before Congress under oath, just so I can see them swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and watch the entire congressional chamber, including the Republicans, fall on the marble floor and scream in pain from laughter.
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people expect the President “always to be the bigger man.”
No Kellyanne. We expect him to be the President.
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He’ll never be the “bigger man”, Kellyanne. I mean, look at those fucking fingers!
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Gee, I was hoping Ivankadonk would be appointed to that role. She’s so personable, a little like a combination of Natasha Fatale and Eva Braun, without the charm and whimsy.
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I keep looking at Kellyanne’s Inaugural outfit, and I can’t figure out why she didn’t also wear jodhpurs and carry a riding crop to go along with it. Like someone on the Internet said, “This is what happens to your fashion sense when you lose all of your gay friends.”
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Great God In My Pasta Bowl! She lost Chuck Todd?! Wow! That’s like losing a round of “Name That Tune” when you’re playing against Clint Eastwood’s chair.
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The presidency is a tough job, a position with immense responsibility. There is no time for on the job training for how to be an adult.
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Love the title!
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Wrong, Conway ! Wrong ! I expect Trump to be the usual petty whiny wimp he has been all the time !
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She’s an insulting little tramp.
How many lies are packed into these direct quotes?
And yeah I’ve heard the talking point “He has the right to defend himself” out of Pence’s mouth and on down to apparatchiks food chain. It sounds reasonable, considered. Let’s move on.
Well, OK. Counter-meme: You know who also has a “right to defend” themselves? Criminals. And they will lie in their defense as well as commit the original crime.
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