Classic Ammosexual…
He won’t be “banging” anybody for a while…
Maybe he didn’t really want the gun, but somebody put a gun to his head…
A real cock and bull story…
Classic Ammosexual…
He won’t be “banging” anybody for a while…
Maybe he didn’t really want the gun, but somebody put a gun to his head…
A real cock and bull story…
I can’t help but think that if Watson had been able to get away with this for a period of time, he could have made a tidy sum by setting up a gofundme account. There are always those who want to reward liars who have been “done wrong” by an anonymous 'black guy." /s/
Next week, the guy will be indicted for felonious stupidity.
Multiple groans!
I just don’t understand why it had to be a black guy. Are they the only ones who can handle a firearm well enough to shoot your wienie off instead of their own?
It’s all about the angles.
Oops?
Granted you’d have to get past the political section.
Serious candidate for a Darwin Award here.
I think you mean “cock and ball”, don’t you?
In South Dakota “No person who has been convicted in this state or elsewhere of a
crime of violence or a felony…may possess or have
control of a firearm.” So the dumb ass who shot himself had a strong motive for making up a bogus robbery. He just didn’t do a very good job of it.
You have just defined “American Exceptionalism”.
The bigger, the better (natural bigness, though, not any of that crazy fat-big … not my cup of tea).
And the “Oops, I accidentally didn’t wear my panties and showed my pussy to the whole world” section from Hollywood … then you might get to the Oops section of which you speak. In our world, the interwebs are still controlled by the pussies … but the gay boys are quickly catching up, thank the Universe.
Isn’t there a dirty limerick about this sort of thing?
There once was a young man from venus,
Whose pistol discharged at his…
Once upon a time, TPM had captions on photos. Even more astonishing, the picture didn’t take up an entire screen so you didn’t have to scroll past it to get to the text. Hard to believe, I know, but this was back in the olden days before turning websites into shit and calling it a “site upgrade” became the trend everywhere.
Yet another runner-up in the Social Darwinism Awards for 2015…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA…
There’s scene from the Maxwell Smart movie The Nude Bomb that would probably fill the bill. Check the trailer at about 0:35
Missed it by that much.
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me or did you just shoot your dick off?”
I use stock photos all the time in my job, and I typed in “man grabs crotch” as a search term in iStock.com, and several showed up that would have made more sense than the photo used here at TPM.
Remember Stuart also shot himself in the stomach, to make the car-jacking story seem more real. And had the chutzpah to then write a heartbreaking letter to be read at the funeral “Good night sweet wife” (or something like that). I lived in Boston at the time and remember it well. The manhunt for the fictional black killer turned the city upside down.