Discussion: Contrary to Claims, Naval Strike Group Wasn't Headed To N. Korea Last Week

So even the President’s orders aren’t really real- just a public relations exercise.

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I don’t care how much experience he has, you can not understand a word he says. Jeez, get a set of fitting dentures for this guy. This entire administration is an embarrassment to our country.

No wonder he took the job, he comes off as another bumbling idiot.

Did the imbecile Preshitident Trump and his Supreme Commander Cuck Kushner give the right orders? The imbecile told Maria Bartiromo of Fox Business that he ordered the military to bomb Iraq while trying to impress Xi Jinping with chocolate cake. The military bombed Syria instead. I wonder who is screwing up?

Very likely, the Russians were notified in advance. Trump, Pence and Ryan made sure to inform the Russian before Trump gave orders to attack Iraq and the military bombed Syria.

This is truly epic incompetence.

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Donald Trump Participates in Naval Maneuvers:

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Is it possible that Navigator-in-Chief Dump fucked up again? My guess is yes.

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A thing not known before but now being a thing-is, after the fact planning.

Trounce and Co. just effing mush forward with teasing sort of things and wait and watch how twitter and peeps like me and us respond, then they respond to the response.

It took me decades of business myself to get this, that multiple failure and bankrupt Trounce uses this knowledge against us, may be a slight against our own knowledge.

Sorry, but this is low grade business douchery performed by a Douche Giant or Giant Douche, if you will.
This isn’t like levels of intense brainwork at work here, its just effing Maximum douchery doing what maximum douchery does.

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The GOP Monty Python Manuver

So the alleged adults in the Trump administration are either smoking crack or have been shut out of the loop altogether. Not that one could blame them for self medicating in the first case scenario.

Wasn’t there an old movie called “Advance to the Rear”?

Should be updated with Drumpfie in the lead role.

He’d like that – top billing on the posters.

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Like Hannibal and the elephants!

GOOD GODAMITEE !!! You have intentionally elected people that don’t know a goddam thing about government or governing !! These folks are appointing other people to posts and jobs that know less than they do !!!

What fucking message was that supposed to be ?!?!?!

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The earth is round, it was just taking the long way.

This may be way out there but could the whole story line picked up by US media been strictly for U.S. consumption–deflection from Russia, bolster mr. ego must be massaged at all costs, etc. with major international players with satellites knowing exactly what was occurring so simply playing along? Lord, am I drinking kool-aid–possibly.

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According to the article,

U.S. Pacific Command spokesperson
spokesman for the Pacific Command, Commander Dave Benham
White House press secretary Sean Spicer
Defense Secretary James Mattis

all stated that the aircraft carrier was heading towards N Korea.

Apparently the carrier is heading toward Australia. The only “fake statements” i see were by the above-named persons. Which in any other world, would be called a “lie.” Why do they want our enemies to think our threats are not credible? I think this is outrageous and puts us at a huge disadvantage dealing with our adversaries in the future.

I wonder if House Republicans are going to investigate this outrageous blunder which has only served to make us less safe and more of a laughingstock in the world? Just one little investigation. They likely won’t find anything, after all, they had nine Benghazi investigations and couldn’t find anything criminal, so they shouldn’t be scared to investigate their own party if nothing untoward or grossly incompetent happened. Right?

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People have told me - very, very good people, the best - that this is how this whole situation might have gone down:

Day 1:
trump: I want some boats up by korea - big ones… the biggest! What’s the biggest boat we have? That guy, what’s-his-face, is pissing me off!
mattis: Yes, Your Orangeness!

Day2:
random aid: Sir Orange-a-lot, have you ever heard about the Mother Of All Bombs? It’s the biggest non-nuclear bomb ever!
trump: (rubbing hands together) Ohhhhhh! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it on some radical Islamic terrorists somewhere! Drop it now!
Random aid: Yes godemperor, but who exactly should we drop it on?
trump: Those ISSY-fit people, you know, the radical Islamic terrorist ones.
random aid: Ah… oh, yes sir, I know who you mean.

DAY3:
trump: Do they have that very very very big bomb mother thing available on that group of very very very very big beautiful boats I sent to Korea?
Mattis: Ahhh, no Supreme Orange Master, I don’t think so.
trump: What? What’s the point then? I want to drop another one! (stomps foot) I want to drop another one!
Mattis: Ahhh… yessir, we’ll get them turned around so they can pick one up.

And hence, the boats that were going to N Korea were turned around short of their original destination. Believe me, this is how it went down! I have some evidence - very, very, very, very strong evidence - that I’ll be presenting soon that proves this is true. We’ll have something shortly, beleive me.

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No, it’s okay, this is all part of donnie’s brilliant strategical thinking! He understands how important it is to keep our military plans secret. In this case, he didn’t want North Korea and ISIS and people in the librul fake news media to know the fleet was going to conduct exercises with Austrailia, so he said they were heading to North Korea! See? The exercises were a vital military secret, and he kept lots of bad hombres (like the very very fake news media - he calls them that - did you know that?) from finding out about them. He’s so, like, smart! If we’d had him for Iraq and Afghanistan, we’d have had so much winning because it would have all been a secret!

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