Discussion: Connecticut Man Accused Of Shooting Pet Turtle

system1 · July 28, 2014, 1:48pm

Discussion for article #225612

daveyjones64 · July 28, 2014, 2:08pm

I am willing to bet she’s not his girlfriend anymore.

538liberal · July 28, 2014, 2:36pm

So, who’s gonna be the Senate Minority Leader now?

suicide_arsonist · July 28, 2014, 2:56pm

Quick! Before it gets away!

cwazycajun · July 28, 2014, 3:31pm

damm… you were to fast for me ya wascally wabbit…

imkmu3 · July 28, 2014, 3:54pm

I guess this “story” is one of those targeting TPM’s general audience…or something.

snarkus_aurelius · July 28, 2014, 5:10pm

DAMN it all! You beat me to that most piss-taking bit of snark!

Diogenes67 · July 28, 2014, 6:36pm

The turtle was reaching for its waistband.

alyoshakaramazov · July 28, 2014, 7:49pm

SSSSS–LLLLL-OOOOOO-WWWWWWWW news day?