Discussion: Congressman: How About A Moat Outside The White House? (VIDEO)

Sure, a moat is ok, but you want effective, plant some cleverly disguised punji pits on the lawn.

Or how about an ill-tempered Don Young swimming abut in the moat.

There already is one: Louie “MonkeyFace” Gohmert.

A dry moat, with spikes on the bottom would be even better. Maybe toss in a little boiling oil.