Discussion: Comey Tells ABC Trump Bragged About Not Looking Like A ‘Guy Who Needs Hookers’

ralph_vonholst · April 13, 2018, 5:02pm

Actually a guy that needs hookers could look like Hugh Grant. Just saying.

steviedee111 · April 13, 2018, 5:05pm

Probably just an automatic gesture he does without much thought. Doubtless once it’s over some faint voice in his subconscious says “Get out your wallet, no one would fuck you for free.”

mattinpa · April 13, 2018, 5:08pm

In his 30s he looked like the villainous heartbreaker on the cover of a romance novel. Now he looks like a vaguely humanoid-shaped goiter. It makes me queasy to look at any image where you can see his skin clearly, the giant toad. He’s just repellent in every way you could imagine.

steviedee111 · April 13, 2018, 5:13pm

Just imagine that sweaty, heaving, jiggling mass of orange pleather squirming all over you. Panting, begging for compliments about how great he is, bragging about some goddamned Bolivian golf resort he’s building as he climaxes.

mattinpa · April 13, 2018, 5:14pm

I would prefer not to.

bluinmaine · April 13, 2018, 5:16pm

ran across this elsewhere out there somewhere.
Couldn’t resist bring it to TPM. lol

fiftygigs · April 13, 2018, 5:16pm

Hookers? No.

Minors? Yes.

canadachris · April 13, 2018, 5:18pm

That’s exactly what I came here to write. That’s not remotely normal behavior even for a womanizer.

grack · April 13, 2018, 5:18pm

That tennis shot is known as the “underhand”

rachel_j · April 13, 2018, 5:20pm

They say a lot of times with hookers the guy is not paying for the sex, but for their going away with no strings attached at the end. I bet that’s what Donny was taking his wallet out for.

ajoguy · April 13, 2018, 5:29pm

danny · April 13, 2018, 5:30pm

That doesn’t sound guilty or defensive or delusional at all! No siree bub! I strongly resemble the suggestion that our President is a whackadoodle dandy.

pluckyinky · April 13, 2018, 5:31pm

Great point! Unless you pay for it all the time it wouldn’t even occur to you to pay. It’s like if you’d only ever been to establishments where tipping is standard and expected, you’d probably think it was normal to tip the guy at the KFC counter as well.

austin_dave · April 13, 2018, 5:33pm

The Manchurian Cantaloupe should not ask questions he does no want to know the answer to.

austin_dave · April 13, 2018, 5:35pm

It is the fetish of some men to make hookers of women–coerce them to take money for sex. It’s about the power to change people for the worse in their own eyes.

tena · April 13, 2018, 5:35pm

winstonsmith · April 13, 2018, 5:35pm

Came here to say exactly the same thing.
http://time.com/5212084/playboy-model-karen-mcdougal-donald-trump-affair/

mrf · April 13, 2018, 5:44pm

So this is why his administration shut down the Craig’s List Adult Personals and Backpage site?

pshah · April 13, 2018, 5:51pm

I can’t get past knowing that if you smoke in a hotel room -even think about it -it’s an extra $300 plus cleaning costs. But they’ll let you pee all over the beds for free?? I’d rather have bedbugs, thank you.

Come on, Ritz Carlton. Time to enact a peeing in bed fee for people over 5 years of age.

tena · April 13, 2018, 6:03pm

Psssst - get in the shower and smoke. You can get away with it.