This one might even top Trump for the amount of bullshit it can produce…
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Waiting for Trump to comment. Because you know he’s taking it personally.
God save us all.
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See, now, you beat me to it! 
I was going the other direction, though. He still only puts out a fraction of the bullshit that comes out of the ass in the White House.
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Yeah, but this is real bullshit, not fake bullshit… 
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Still less bullshit created than SHS on a daily basis.
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" She be right … mate ! "
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You’ve got a lot of rocky mtn. oysters …
there’s a lot at steak here —
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Angus Dei.
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I have no fear of the cows. It’s the hogs we have to keep an eye on.
I have what I call the Bans the Code of Hypocrisy, a list of animals I deem too smart too cute or too personable for me to be able to even think of eating them no matter how delicious they are claimed to be. No baby mammals, no ducks, no bunnies, no ducks, no goat, no game, no grouper (because of scuba experience).
This is, of course, inherently hypocritical. I add to the hypocrisy by not eating lamb not because they’re cutish and babies but because I just don’t like it.
Pigs are well within the letter of this ban because they’re smart, personable and, in a way, cute. But in their case I make an exception not simply because they’re delicious but because it’s them or us, man!
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Knickers is too big to eat? Bollocks more like!
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I realized that I was a member of your fine Hypocritical Cult the first time you wrote about it, but I swear you had a better name for it then. Something about cute and fuzzy?
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Cartoonist Gary Larson said he thought cows to be funny animals, featured them in many cartoons. Reminded myself there that I have a couple of his coffee table collections I’m going to look at again for some laughs in this era of Trump.
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Almost certainly I did. Arteriosclerosis from excessive meat consumption will do that to you.
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I knew you’d horn in a pun somehow squirrel-T
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I’d steak my reputation on it
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I would not heifer thought of that one…
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It’s a feel good story. Why hide it?
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because others may want to steer clear of your inanity
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Cowabunga, Moo’d…
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Nobody likes a snitch, but everybody likes a cattle tale.
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