Discussion: Colbert's Response To 2015 Apple Watch Release:'Say Hello To The New Wrist Pad'

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It’s worth noting the Colbert Repor[t] is a parody, much like Apple’s hipster rep…

I had a calculator watch in 7th grade and it was cool. I think I somewhere.

Trends run in cycles. Remember when the latest cell phones got smaller and smaller? Remember when the best watches were the thinnest?

Sounds like a loser. I can’t imagine women falling for this watch. Thinking of my wife who has a different watch for every occasion, outfit, color, etc. Why would she want to wear the same watch every day?

All I want to know is if the Apple Watch can play Fur Elise like my early-80’s Armitron. Or will that, like most of Apple’s features, show up in the “next version”?

Wow, just $350 for something almost as advanced as my 1976 Casio?

Why didn’t they just call it the iChump?

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