Discussion: Colbert: I Bet An 'Undocumented Gay Muslim Barista' Made Obama's Latte

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And, Obama requested Kenyan coffee. A coincidence? I think not.

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He forgot to add that the barista is a cantaloupe-calved Mexican teenager with ebola who hopped the border while pregnant with a taliban anchor baby and then shot three innocent white toddlers and a kitten in southern TX with a fast and furious gun she bought with the food stamps she receives after using her Obamaphone to learn how to trick the welfare system. She also likes apples.

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Notice that Steve Doocy referred to Marine One as Air Force One.
Talk about disrespecting the military.