Discussion: ‘Cocaine Mitch’: Blankenship Releases New Ad Vowing To ‘Ditch’ McConnell

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I’m warning you, Blankenship—do not make Mitch McConnell a sympathetic figure versus your own despicable self. For my sake and yours, don’t do that.

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The family values party at work.

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How’s the weather up there on that ridge of conceit? Think people will just forget about the miners? Douche-nozzle.

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It looks as though more length may have been added to the lead line to permit plumbing of greater depths.

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If he has such harsh words for Yertle on matters of illegal stimulants, I can’t imagine what he thinks of the Sniffer-in-Chief.

Oh wait, he loves him. Because of course he does.

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So just where is he on the list of mass killers in US history? He’s a little below Gacy, and way below the owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist factory.

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I’m not a local, but as I understand it, the Appalachia zeitgeist holds that the local economy would be awesome and kickass just like the Good Old Days if only it wasn’t for those dang jerb-killing regulations, you can’t run a coal mine without breaking a few eggs, thanks Obama.

Literally dirt-cheap Wyoming sub-bituminous coal destroyed them by virtue of plain old geology, but it’s not very satisfying to blame geology.

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Blankenship? Claiming to be pro-life?? It would be laughable were it not so pathetic and off the charts hypocritical based on his criminal past.

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Impossible. They deserve each other as much as Alabama deserves its trainloads of poop. If it didn’t mean losing a Senate seat, I’d say he’s precisely what WV deserves too.

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Can’t put a collapsed mine in jail either. But I get your point.

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Cocaine Mitch? I doubt he’s even heard of Eric Clapton…

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Mitch is the new Pelosi.

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C’mon. You know it would take a lot more for you to feel any sympathy toward McConnell. His family could be the victims of a zombie cannibal attack, with him watching and left standing alone, crying, on the verge of a massive coronary. You might feel sorry for the family, but not for him.

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I did not realize that Mitch and Chao were running a cocaine trafficking operation on the side. As Democrats and patriots, let us not attack the messenger no matter how tainted. Instead, let us focus on the truth, justice and fairness for all. In this spirit, I thank Blankenship for bringing this to our attention. I hope that all appropriate law enforcement agencies investigate these alleged activities without interference or prejudice as it represents a national security threat.

However, let us also not forget that Elaine Chao was a director at Wells Fargo and oversaw the gigantic and fraudulent account rigging scheme at the bank. Many working class Americans and investors were badly burned.

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If they have a cat, it’s covered. Wouldn’t bet on the rest of them.

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How can Blankenship scoop lower than the bottom of the swamp? Watch…

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He wants us to believe he’s fighting for the minors; he’s certainly proven he’s not fighting for the miners.

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And the shit-show that Hair Furor hath wrought gains its own life… stupid name calling will now be the new normal. And this putz’s attempt makes Donald look like freakin’ Shakespeare.

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Sweet Galaxy Quest reference!

I miss Alan Rickman…

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