Check out the following photo of Perry and Obama sitting around the kitchen table!
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Jeezus in a Juicemaster. That made, literally, no sense.
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Didnāt one of his fellow GOPers say that the words coming out of his mouth were not meant to be a factual statement? Guess Perry thinks the same thing. I was waiting for him to say itā¦
Yes, Obama wants DHS to process tens of thousands of people through our system of deportation because he likes deporting people. Itās his thing, thatās why heās deported more people than Bush, because he enjoys it so much.
Thanks for pointing out this conspiracy Rick.
Hereās a trip down memory lane with ex-animoā¦
A judge in Georgia has done what all previous judges refused to. Michael Malihi, Deputy Chief Judge of the Administrative Court in Georgia, just ruled in four eligibility cases that Obamaās motion to dismiss is denied. This means that Obama will have to stand trial and prove his eligibility for office!
He provided some good laughs.
Heās not capable of thinking.
I hate lamp.
Anyone that thinks this idiot is a viable candidate for President is deluding themselves entirely. Heās just another High Plains Grifterā¦in search of Wingnut Welfare to live off of once he leaves his governorship.
āNow, little lady, donāt get yourself all worked up about what I said or what I didnāt said or what technical words I mighta used. Ahām sayinā right here right now on a national teevee network show aimed a confused folks we really wanna be conservatives but have trouble rememberinā to vote Urpublican hows Ahām NOT accusinā Obama of conspiracy, jesā incontinence.
āNow, folks, folks, jesā settled down and stop gettinā all worked about what I said or didnāt said in talkinā on CNN to a bunch of confused folks who need tellinā how to vote Amurkin. Why, jesālast week I was speakinā to a group just like you folks on Texas teevee and said in no certain terms how Ahām accusinā Obama of basic incompetence OR, repeat OR, conspiracy, with big emphasis markers all around that ladder second one.
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Need even more conspiracy tinfoil to make your day?
Over here:
Jeebus. We got a live one.
jw1
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Equating Obama to Bush? Now that stings.
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On FaceBook someone captioned the picture: Obama: āYesterday I shook hands with someone wearing a horse-head. Today I got to meet the other end.ā
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You know you are dumb if Karl Rove considers you so. Perry and Christie are stellar examples of Rovian stupidity. Not quite as bad as W, Cheney, and Rove.
It is simple, no journalist should allow a nutty politician to talk at length, as if they were talking directly to Bubba in a bar, instead of the audience in general.
āPerry graduated from Paint Creek High School in 1968. He then attended Texas A&M University, where he was a member of the Corps of Cadets, a member of the Alpha Gamma Rho fraternity, was elected senior class social secretary, and was also elected as one of A&Mās five yell leaders.[14][15] Perry graduated in 1972 with a Bachelor of Science in animal science.[16][17]ā
Thought I try a rewrite for Wikipedia, if you donāt mindā¦
Perry graduated from Lead-Paint Up-Shitās-Creek High School in 1968. He then attended Texas AM Radio University, where he was a member of the Corps of Space-Cadets, a member of the Alpha and Gamma-Ray fraternity, was elected senior class coffee-fetcher and social secretary, and was also elected as one of AM radioās five yellow-belly leaders. Perry graduated in 1972, the Year of our Lord, with a Bachelor of Creationism and Pseudo-Science in Animal Husbandry, for which he learned to expect whatās required of a real husband for all of the Lordās creatures, great and small.
A real James Herriot that oneā¦
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Shut up, you POS, stupid hick farm boy from hell, Dick Hairy or is it Hairy Dick? Either way, youāre a dick, Perry. I canāt wait for stupid to leave office. I donāt know which is worse, him or Greg Abbott. Greggy has Kroch brothers money. Guess heās pretty worried about losing. We keep giving Wendy Davis money and I wish very hard that she wins, even with the Kroch brothers campaigning for Abbott. While Perry is an idiot, Abbott is more evil because heās a little smarter than Perry and knows exactly what heās doing. Anyone who allows big corporate evil rich guys to fund his campaign in a state race is the lowest of low. Texas deserves better.
Gov. Ooops. If I were a Texan Iād be very embarrassed by this guy
President Obama is simply attempting to raise the IQ Level in Texas to at least the Governorsā¦whats all the fuss about? Perry is slightly above Louie Gomert and Ted Cruzā¦both consider themselves Political Geniusesā¦
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And no one slings bullshit better than Putrid Perry. After all, he is a farm boy where he learned so well how to sling it.
Hahahhaahaha. So true!
Only if you mean pile. There isnāt a piece big enough to compass Governor Goodhair.