Discussion: CNN Guest: Sanders Is A '79,000-Year-Old Muppet-Looking Socialist'

Enjoy calling him names now, because by next year you just might have to call him President 79,000-year-old Muppet Sanders.

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Another clickbait headline :frowning:

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Sanders should respond to this by having the muppets make a campaign appearance, because who does not love the muppets?

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ah, nice to see the hillarybots keepinā€™ it classyā€¦

Van was being funny. And Bernie does look like a Muppet character. And he is old.

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That is 100% how you know youā€™re part of the family. If nobody jokes on you itā€™s typically because nobody likes you.

I imagine Bernie Sanders coming back at him with something along the lines of, ā€œWell, Van, at least I can still run my hands through my hair, what little I have left. You? Not so much.ā€

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LOL You totally donā€™t get understand ribbing/clowning/joking/cracking on someone, and Iā€™m really not surprised. Van Jones is a proud Socialist and Sanders supporter who was lovingly giving a little shit to his candidate. And if I ever, ever get to the age where I get exercised about a fucking loving jab by someone who is in my corner, take me out back and shoot me because itā€™s already over.

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Well, you would certainly know. lol

CNN Guest Calls Sanders A ā€˜79,000-Year-Old Muppet-Looking Socialistā€™

Is that supposed to be an insult? I might need to change my look. :wink:

How about Beaker as a running mate? Meep for Veep!

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Yeah, not to mention that energetic! I mean damn, Iā€™m only 78,264 and I donā€™t think I could keep up with Bernieā€™s Senate schedule, much less a full-fledged presidential campaign.

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Maybe heā€™s secretly conspiring with the Sanders campaign, to help them peel off some of Hillaryā€™s increasingly elderly voting base? :wink:

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Well, I have a good deal of confidence in the second part of that. :wink:

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Is there any other kind? Seriously, Iā€™m trying to remember.

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ā€¦ on a rather somberly appropriate themeā€¦

ā€¦But seriously, folksā€¦

ā€¦ Helloā€¦ is this thing onā€¦?

She won.

She got 18 million votes in 2008.

Guy canā€™t be christian, they know the earth is only 6000 years old.

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