He seems to think that he has the nomination in hand and is going after Clinton. The man is not only crass, vulgar and a bully, but he also is dumb.
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He meant it in the nicest possible way.
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Get over her support of the War already. People make mistakes and she apologized. Her record on issues important to us. I like Bernie too. I just don’t believe he can win - I do believe she can. The only way we lose is for people with attitudes you are displaying here stay home and don’t vote out of some idealism. Are you ready for a Trump presidency or even worse, Cruz, And most of all SCOTUS
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Well,Ijust saw an interview with Chris M who is doing a special called Citizen Trump and what else can I say that I haven’t already said about Chris Matthews - you never know which Matthews shows up on any day. He had the nerve to blame Obama because he’s too cool and doesn’t say the things Trump says and that people are feeling. Really, 30% of the country who are white racist and some very stupid do not represent this country,
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Trump is a total moron, but a total moron is what the right wants as a leader.
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Trump has to speak at a level his supporters understand. Ever notice he never gets into any detail on any subject? Details are too hard to follow.
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This is also fresh proof that you can’t elect Rodney Dangerfield to be the actual President of the United States in the real, complicated world. This isn’t just “not presidential,” Trump’s statement amounts to political malpractice. You cannot be President if you have no better control over your mouth than what little control Trump has. Still less when said out of control mouth is connected to a piss poor brain.
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Ha Ha! I can’t claim this as my own (saw it on FB) but this is a good time to pass it on:
Grammar is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off an elephant and helping your uncle, jack off an elephant.
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A better, more viral-ready response would have been:
“Schlonged? The Donald thinks he’s Jewish now?”
Well, you know, the Jews, like the blacks, the Muslims, the Mexicans, and the Gays all like him. Oh! and the women! The women all love him.
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Imagine the GOP Convention with a Trump nomination.
Imagine the dysfunction, the cross-purposes, the hate, the bluster.
The hubris.
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Wait until Hillary “schlongs” him in the general election, if he even gets that far.
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Trump uses all the tricks and mannerisms of a stand up comedian --which wins him a certain type of audience–but most of us are not laughing.
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But I guess he draws a line at saying she was “fucked.” Glad to know this ignoramus actually has some limits. As for his being distressed that Mrs. Clinton is a human being who has biological needs? He’s a 12-year old boy, pretending to be a man. I wonder if he thinks it “disgusting” when he has to eliminate waste from his body? Come to think of it, there would be nothing left.
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What is with this revulsion Trump feels for women? It’s incredibly creepy.
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“The Art of the Grammar: The English as she is spoke” – with a foreword by Sarah Palin.
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All it would take to unhorse Donnie would be for him to be sensible and sober …just once. Like Jeb. Jeb is sensible, experienced. Knows the ropes and is polling around 2-3% BECAUSE he’s trying to be the sensible alternative.
The GOPers want derp of every description to feed their anger and angst. If they don’t get it they get even angrier and vote for the (((crazy))).
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Quoting @Arc_of_the_Universe: Let’s be fair: Yiddish ain’t the guy’s first language.
And so, with both apologies and credit to Leo Rosten’s classic: The Joys of Yiddish…
Mr. Trump—sixty-five, a candidate—was having a very lonely time in Miami Beach, and he observed a man of his age who was never without a companion; people forever streamed around him, extending invitations, swapping jokes - a real gantse macher. So Trump screwed up his courage, leaned over, and said to the popular paragon, “Mister, excuse me. What should I do to make friends?” “Get—a camel,” the other said with a sneer. “Ride up and down Collins Avenue every day, and before you know it, everyone in Miami will be asking, ‘Who is that man?’ and you’ll have to hire a social secretary to handle all the invitations! Don’t bother me again with such a foolish question.” So Mr. Trump bought a paper and looked through the ads, and by good fortune he read of a circus, stranded in Miami, that needed capital. Mr. Trump telephoned the circus owner and within half an hour had rented a camel. The next morning, Mr. Trump, wearing khaki shorts and a pith helmet, mounted his camel and set forth on Collins Avenue. Everywhere people stopped, buzzed, gawked, pointed. Every day for a week, Trump rode his trusty steed. One morning, just as he was about to get dressed, the telephone rang. “Mr. Trump! This is the parking lot! Your camel—it’s gone! Stolen!” At once, Mr. Trump phoned the police. A Sergeant O’Neill answered: “What? … It sounded as though you said someone had stolen your camel.” “That’s right!” “Er—I’ll fill out a form…. How tall was the animal?” “From the sidewalk to his back, where I sat, a good six feet.” “What color was it?” “What color?” echoed Trump. “Camel color: a regular, camel-colored camel!” “Male or female?” “Hanh?” “Was the animal male or female?” “How am I supposed to know about the sex of a camel?” Trump exclaimed. “Wait! Aha! It was a male!” “Are you sure?” “Absolutely.” “But Mr. Trump, a moment ago you—” “I’m positive, Officer, because I just remembered: Every time and every place I rode up and down Collins Avenue, people would say…
…“Look at that Schmuck on the camel.”
N.B. The original joke, of course, features a certain Mr. Lefkowitz.
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