Such a card.
I can see Mike conjuring up Norris in his TeaPub nomination moist dreams
Vote for CHuckaBee
and Ted the NugePants as his Campaign managerā¦
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
www.chucknorrisfacts.com
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Chuck Norris is so tough heād like to make some suggestions about the military chain of command.
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āI never really said the things you quoted me as having said, and the fact youāre attributing to me those words that came out of my mouth just proves that I was right when I said what I didnāt say.ā
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Lake Travis rose 7 feet in 12 hours, I donāt know if Sky Man is angry or he finally got around to answering all those prayers.
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I tell you, between the Duggars and the war against the poor in WI and KS and now this lunatic - Iāve just about had my fill of idiotic conservative boneheads for the present. I need a mental break.
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In 1990, I had the āprivilegeā of meeting Chuck Norris professionally (as a screenwriter to an actor/producer), and I can assure you he is as big a moron as you think he is. I have a good friend, another author, who knew him waaaay back when, when olā Chuckie was in the Air Force. From my friendās stories of having to deal with him as an officer handling a āproblem enlisted man,ā he has a lifelong history of being a moron.
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When I was boy, fading stars would announce a divorce or a trip to ārehabā when they wanted attention.
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āWhen will they learn? Donāt mess with Texas!ā
Hey Chuck, when will you learn no-one is fooled by that dead squirrel stapled to your head that you try to pretend is hair.
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Might I recommend two fingers of Bulleits 10yr old bourbon? Itās really lovely stuff and is very good at settling oneās nervesā¦
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I will reiterate againā¦
Sigh
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geez, chuck. grow a brain.
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If irrelevancy is a problem or if relevancy fades, take your act to Texas. Bush and his masters couldnāt cut it outside of Texas. Perryās yahooism is pure Texas and Chuck Norris has found the one state that he wonāt be laughed out of.
I believe that Nugent has moved his operation there as well, go figure.
May Jade Helm 15 round them all up, brand them subversives, encamp their rawhides, indoctrinate the patriotism out of them and lasso their pride until they submit and become O-bots. Its real, its a cominā and we should all be skeered.
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Conversely it means God adores our California governor so much he has spared his constituents the messiness that comes along with rain, slick wet roadways, tracking mud into the house, wet dogs after walks etc.
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I recommend taking a break whenever necessary. The stupid can eat into your sense of well being and safety. Some distance can work wonders. We are inundated with one appallingly stupid Republican reaction/response after another and it can build up toxic sludge. Take a break when needed, you will feel better for it.
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Because itās Memorial Day some of us are attuned to the meaning of the day with all the loss it represents. Or maybe itās just that TPM is simply doing its usual bizarro reporting.
Did info-mercials and plasticsurgeries infuse military strategy and intent into his brain? Why do national media pay attention to assholes talking about the military as experts who have never been in the military let alone not in the Pentagon?
He never said that because actually, the military is trying to capture/rid the US of A of āhostilesā not just take over Texas.
Texas isnāt special, they are just as big of a pain in the collective American ass as the other 6 hostile states//////////////////
Norris has Texas blinders on and yahoo syndrome. Its a makeover, not a takeover, and his toupee is in the line of fire.
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Typical rightwinger- open mouth insert foot into cavity reserved for his brain. Apparently he can find his brain in NYC where they found a bunch of them aimlessly wandering around.