Discussion: Christie: Trump Gets Mad And 'Yells At Me At Times, But He Respects Me'

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Christie: Trump Gets Mad And 'Yells At Me At Times, But He Respects Me' Christie: Trump Gets Mad And 'Yells At Me At Times, But He Respects Me' Back to article
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Domestic abuse is no laughing matter.

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Why is he still carrying water for this dotard? Sickening and shameful.

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What a slut.

A big, fat, self-hating slut.

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I just tripped over something in the gutter; I swear it said “Chris Christie’s dignity” on it.

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Damn, Chris…you’ve already been sent to the cornfield, what do you have left to lose?

Stockholm Syndrome is sad.

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Fyi Chris… the only person trump respects is himself. If i were you, Chris, I would look for honest employment in the private sector and get as far away from the orange menace as possible.

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But not in the morning.

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Thank you, Sir. May I have another?

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That’s right baby-doll. Now why don’t you get daddy a Big Mac, and don’t you eat it on the way back this time, neither.

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You keep telling yourself that while you’re picking up Trump’s’s lunch at McDonald’s, Chris.

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“he wouldn’t hit me if he didn’t love me…”

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Even that’s arguable. I’m not sure anyone with self-respect behaves the way Donald does.

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Oh, honey.

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Chris is like the occasinal 2am booty call; hoping the other person will soon propose marriage.

If anyone still thinks Chris is some tough guy who doesn’t take shit, please email me. I am a member of a royal family and I need help transferring millions of dollar out of Nigeria. I promise to pay for your help. I just need your bank account info.

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The ever prescient Pythons:

Interviewer: I've been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor.

Stig: No. Never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to buy his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me.

Interviewer: But the police have film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to the floor.

Stig: (pause) Oh yeah, he did that.

Interviewer: Why?

Stig: Well he had to, didn't he? I mean there was nothing else he could do, be fair. I had transgressed the unwritten law.

Interviewer: What had you done?

Stig: Er... well he didn't tell me that, but he gave me his word that it was the case, and that's good enough for me with old Dinsy. I mean, he didn't *want* to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He wanted to let me off. He'd do anything for you, Dinsdale would.

Interviewer: And you don't bear him a grudge?

Stig: A grudge! Old Dinsy. He was a real darling.
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Correct. But there are specific cases where it is. This is one.

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He’s blown everything else, he couldn’t even cut it as sportscaster on a second rate sports talk radio station.
This is all he’s got, aside from trying his hand at slip and fall cases with Cellino and Barnes.

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