Discussion for article #222877
Guess Governor Cartman finally realizes he’s in more trouble than he thought… or Chrisco’s so deluded that he doesn’t know his WH chances are screwed, and wants to give Adelson “another chance to get on board.”
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Chris used knowing skill and deft control to position and seal his pursed, eager lips precisely upon Sheldon’s purplish, distended rosette, showing due homage, and taking his dutiful turn at the swollen feet of his money master.
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Did the crowd applaud before getting up for some dancing? Unclear from the report.
I hope so.
Otherwise, Christie’s speech sounds like the emcee talking about what’s going to happen next, while the crowd clatters coffee cups, wine glasses, shoves back chairs, heads for the restrooms, or, in this version, gets ready for dancing.
Chris is doing some penance. Bummer that no one cares.
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Is that what you call a reach around? Or is it more of a friendly? Do the stains come out with regular detergent?
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Sick
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Good boy. Now that’s a very good boy. Yes you are. Yes you are my good little boy. You’re my good little boy. You deserve a treat? I think that maybe you do. That’s right. Can you sit? Can you sit for me? Good boy. That’s my good little baby boy. Here you go. Mmmmm. Nummins.
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Christie isn’t even very good at distortion.
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Watching the 2016 Republican Clown Car kissing Adelson’s ass is hilarious.
No wonder the RNC wants to limit the number of primary debates they hold next time around.
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Begins his values sermon by nakedly lying about his reasons for being there, to attendees who evidently enjoy being lied to.
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Happily, Republicans have plenty of other chances for an Akin/Mourdock moment, and Wash Reince Repeatus can’t shut them all down (no pun intended… for once).
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“A few minutes after Christie’s speech was over, the crowd got up for a bit of dancing.”
There’s a saying that goes with that.
“…the role that the values that we believe in play…”
Would someone please explain Christianity to the elected government official, so he can pretend to support it while he stomps all over it to get ahead?
Uh-oh. Someone feels the need to tack hard to the Jesus-Right.
Apparently fat, abrasive, and loud isn’t going to get him as far as he thought.
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Maybe they were groggy or even napping, then startled to discover Crisco had finished they stumbled out on to the dance floor. It’s hard to tell.