Discussion: Christie Signs RNC Loyalty Pledge Live On Fox News

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Well, that might be because he doesn’t have anything left to lose. If he doesn’t get the nomination, he’s not going to have the backing for an independent run.

Pitiful. At least he didn’t have to spin a ball on his nose.

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What a pathetic display of pandering desperation at its worst

~this just in~

the Christenburg Blimp clarifies his remarks…

‘I want the nomination but I’ll settle for a pack of Twinkies’

The one with these grammatical and syntactic errors?

Should be a comma before “I will” in the first sentence.
The word “presidential” should be capitalized.
Should be “…regardless of WHOM (or whomever) it is.”
The word “president” should be capitalized in the second sentence.
Should be “…nomination for President BY any other party.”

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They should have loyalty wrist bands so they can spot each other.

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or a secret handshake, like the Freemasons, Monthy Python-style.

These terrified little GOP creatures sure like to sign loyalty oaths, and allow Grover Norquist types to yell at them to jump through hoops, don’t they! With all the special interest groups, and political factions telling them how to govern, we may as well just get one of those self-driving cars, and save the bother!

For most of the wannabes this is a cost free gesture, they would not have any chance with a third party run. The only exception - with a small chance - would be Trump, so this is hardly fair in any sense.

We want to make them easy to spot like Inglorious Basterds.

“Look! I’m relevant!”

what a pathetic stunt that only confirms the desperation of crisco’s campaign… hahaha

Christie is serious! Recognizing the gravity of this issue, this is a heavy commitment on his part. And with all the weight of his office behind it. Trump may not have the belly for hard-nosed politics, but Christie certainly does!

Is that a Northern Elephant Seal joke?

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Chris “Hambone” Christie desperately wants into the big debates!!

This will provide Christie with a huge bump in the polls. The only question now if how far out in front of the pack this puts him.

Sealed with a bat…

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Wait: how can a show seen by one-half percent of the population be called America’s Newsroom?

In that case Christie could just start calling himself America’s President.

What I find equally disturbing is the idea that a so-called on-air personality at Faux calling herself a ‘news reporter’, is working in direct service to the RNC as an official proxy for one of their own officials insisting this be done by others, namely Prince Rebus. I’m just waiting for Faux to tell their sheeple who to fucking vote for already…Because what else is left for them to do at this point.

Besides, Crispy is irrelevant whether he signs piece of crap or not. It gains him nothing in the overall scheme of things. It does however lend himself to the new moniker of Little Jack Horner who…
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, “What a good boy am I!”

So big fucking deal…He’s already TOAST.