Politics! God, I love it so!
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2016 gop messaging: let the slicing and dicing commence!
ps. i hate everybody but me. signed, the entire field. (trump counted 2x for the extra hatehood)
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The problem is heās never been a nice little Governor either. Incompetent about everything, everywhere. Just consistently an ass.
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Thereās a saying āIt takes one to know oneā. How apropos
If only they were as nice as apes but I get your point and yes, spot on.
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That. Was. Awesome.
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āHe Canāt āSlime His Way To The White Houseāā
Yeah, you re-elected thug, but neither can you.
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Jabba the Glob knows from slime.
Too vertebrate.
After a mighty battle,
one will be crowned as the GOP nominee.
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Ah, scarabaeus! I remember reading about those shit-loving beetles in Fabreās Book of Insects when I was a kid.
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Itās show business only with ugly people.
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And who knew a slug mating ritual to be so engrossing.
That is the only way any of these pigs will get elected. Especially because once the nominee is selected by the party, Roveās PAC (and many others) will run nothing but negative ads for them until the second before the poles close. And Rove, also a pig, is a slime expert. Mix in GOP attorney generals at the state level across the country doing their best to disenfranchise poor and minority voters, add a little voter machine manipulation, and yeah, one of these disgusting people could become our next president.
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Why attack each other?
Slightly OT, but I just saw where The Donald has already, as expected, gone ābirtherā on Cruz.
~pssstā!~ Heās not a REAL American, you know!
rotflmao ā¦ Love it! Makes it all worthwhileā¦watching two pigs in a wallow each trying to dirty the other.
Trump: [āRepublicans are going to have to ask
themselves the question: āDo we want a candidate (like Cruz) who could be tied up in
court for two years?ā Thatād be a big problem,ā Trump said when asked
about the topic. āItād be a very precarious one for Republicans because
heād be running and the courts may take a long time to make a decision.
You donāt want to be running and have that kind of thing over your
head.ā
Trump added, āIād hate to see something like that get in his way. But
a lot of people are talking about it and I know that even some states
are looking at it very strongly, the fact that he was born in Canada and
he has had a double passport.ā]
The Donald would just āhate itā if that happened, huh? [Wink, wink!]
Personally, I want to see the ORIGINAL PAPERS, LONG FORM IN TRIPLICATE! Get him Donald, you magnificient doucheā!
When Ted Cruz was asked to respond, he said forcefully, āIām AMERICAN, EH !ā
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How can Christie, corrupt New Jersey politician, accuse anyone else of āslimeā?
These GOPers think they can lie and lie and lie and always get away with it.
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, seeing his crappy poll numbers, decided instead today to run for āAmericaās Most Despised Assholeā, where he knew he would poll a lot betterā¦
Hey, itās just some honest, professional advice from an expert. Nobody knows slime like Christie, so itās probably true: Rubio does lousy slime. Whereas, heās much better when it comes to pretending he never said what he just said 5 minutes ago, general hypocrisy, flat-out lies, and pulling economic plans out of his buttocks. Slime? Meh.
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Yet another example of projection. Chris Christie is the slimiest abuser of the public trust we have seen in decades. Just ask any New Jersey Taxpayer.