Discussion: Christie Quietly Casts Vote For Trump In The Dark

Or she’s been drinking herself stupid and her eyes are nothing but red.

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“Transitioning” Trump to the mental hospital?

We can only hope.

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Or she found his stash of blow and her pupils are dilated.

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Reporter should have asked if he watched the video of Springsteen at the Clinton rally in Philadelphia last night. :smile:

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The best part of all this is that it’s fully self-inflicted mortal wound. All he had to do was just move on once the mayor refused to endorse him. He still would’ve won reelection overwhelmingly, he’d be Trump’s VP pick, and the GOP would’ve probably cleared the field for him in 2020. Now it’s questionable whether he’ll survive politically to serve out his second term. All because he had to be a bullying dick who can’t take no for an answer.

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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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Being a bullying dick was his who shtick, however.

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…unless you want to be governor of Maine.

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Or she’s crying tears of joy.

Or she’s really gonna vote for Hillary, 'cause she doesn’t want to live in the White House fish bowl.

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Well, the place is kind of poor and low class. Not nearly enough gilding.

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True. Although I believe they get some money to decorate the private residence part. So she could have gone to “Tacky Tasteless Bordello Gilt R Us” and loaded up on furniture filched from Saddam Hussein’s and Moammar Ghadaffi’s looted (tacky, tasteless, nouveau riche) residences…

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Get used to the darkness fat boy

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And even the private apartment is still under the veto of the White House Historical Association. (Jackie had the law written well)

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NJ.com said that Christie left the polling site at 6:12 a.m. without confirming that he followed through with his months-long promise to vote for the real estate mogul.

Asked if it was difficult to cast his vote in the dark, Christie replied, “Nah, it was a piece of cake.”

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Stick a fork in [Chris Christie]

If you can wrest it from his hand.

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His voting booth is a dumpster.

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Well, he cast in in the dark because it’s in the shade of this

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Guess he wanted to avoid any traffic delays on the bridges…

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And with any luck, that’s all for this whole, sordid Trump farce…

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