Discussion: Christie: Putin Would Not Mess With Me Like Obama

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“He would treat me with respect because I know some people. Bada Bing! Capiche?”

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“…disturbingly heavy on swagger and light on substance.”

That about sums up Crispy Creme entirely. GWB redux New Joisy style.

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Wait, I thought Putin was the leader we all wish PBO could be?

http://www.photoblip.com/images/689/vladimir-putin-s-personal-bear.jpg

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What a juvenile thing to say! Glad this idiot will never be president.

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Just remember tubby that Putin isn’t doing a damn thing to our current President. The right fails to understand that while many Americans have sympathy for the people in the Ukraine, we’re not personally affected and aren’t nearly as up in arms as the Neo Cons. As for how you would be treated, I suspect that Putin would greet you with laughter. A flabby, ingorant douche who thinks traveling to Mexico will sharpen his foreign policy bonifides? He’ll probably mistake you for an out of shap bouncer from one of Americas many strip clubs!

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If Putin isn’t careful Christie might do something really serious like post a mean video on Youtube.

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That’s an awful lot of self to be full of.

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As a woman I’m embarrassed to say that both “men” have bigger boobs than mine!

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Watch out - Christie will say & do ANYTHING in order to get what he wants - he will say things that are absurd & plainly untrue - and people will just stand there bug eyed & mystified - he will promise you anything you want while never intending to fulfill the commitment.

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Speak loudly and carry a big belly.

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“Christie: Putin Would Not Mess With Me Like He Does With Obama”

well hell no! if putin did, Christie would yell at him, or sit on him. either way, putin would never recover.

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Putin would roll you like the big rock, the shape of which you resemble, at the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark… which, I agree, would be unlike Putin’s desperate moves in the face of measured, responsible leadership by President Obama.

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Are you kidding me, blowhard? Putin would put you on your posturing candy ass.

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Christie’s swagger looks a lot like waddle to me. Maybe he has come up with a new form of tough-guy pretension: the Swaddle.

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Christie would have Putin for breakfast. And lunch, followed by a sensible dinner.

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I thought Christie doesn’t like to talk about things that aren’t related to New Jersey, or does he just say that because he is a coward and wont answer hard questions?

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Headline: “Christie threatens traffic problems in Red Square - Would ‘add hours & hours’ to Putin’s commute.”

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"One attendee described Mr. Christie’s answer as disturbingly heavy on swagger and light on substance. Another called it “uncomfortable to watch.”

Yes,Yep and Bingo.

BTW it’s ISIL not Putin who is the “800 pound Gorilla”.

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Because, you know, Christie is a tough guy. And when that other tough guy W Bush was president, Putin didnt mess with him. He didnt invade other countries when Bush was president. (Except Georgia.) But Obama, he’s a wimp. I can take him one on one. Or three on one.

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