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Deep breath or political dirt nap?
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Thanks for crippling Rubio, you’ve done the country the best service you had in you. Now bugger off, you husky-sized blusterer.
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Good Riddance. Won’t miss ya.
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I feel conflicted.
On the one hand, yes, good riddance to the Bridge Whisperer.
On the other hand, do we really want Christie to leave now, or do we want him to stick around attacking Rubio? It’s hard to imagine Bush, Kasich, or any of the other candidates, not even Trump, knee-capping Rubio as effectively as Christie can.
Or is it just better if Christie leaves now, before Rubio can formulate and memorize a counter-attack?
It’s a fairly perplexing conundrum. Thus: I am conflicted.
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CC has no HOME in NJ.
He has humiliated NJ enough.
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“I quit. But Rubio still sucks.”
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A deep breath in New Jersey is like sucking a tail pipe and inhaling raw sewage.
Christie might want to suspend his bridgegate distraction elsewhere.
On second thought, he probably has a lot of trial prep to do and phony browbeatings to practice.
I’d like to start an informal poll, how many people think that prison stripes will have a slimming effect or make Christie’s fat ass look fatter?
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“After a slow finish in the Iowa caucus last week, Christie promised he would stay in the race for the long haul and said he already had a hotel room booked in South Carolina.”
Save yourself a few bucks Chris, and cancel the room reservation. You won’t be going to South Carolina. They don’t want you. Neither does the rest of America.
A “Deep breath” is code for “Inhale a cheesecake”
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Now it would be nice if Uncle Ben followed Christie’s example.
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If only someone would’ve titled this post: Blowhard Takes A Breather.
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already had a hotel room booked in South Carolina. It appears that it could go unused.
Not if there’s a buffet anywhere close by —
My thoughts exactly.
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dude! that’s my home you’re talking about! what the shit, pal? Now you’ve done it…expect all bridges around your home to be closed down for “a study”.
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He knows full well if he came in first in NH he’d still have been BBQ’d in SC.
He can put his campaign on ice, claim his disaster result in the SC showing was the result of him pausing his campaign. As the clown car starts having people pop out and fall out onto the highway eventually he figures there might be room for him to climb back in. He’ll try and sneak back in with all his natural grace and charm with a “miss me yet” into the race citing “the people demanded I get back in” (the people of New Jersey demanded I get the hell out)
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Does the chain Shoney’s still exist? If so, he’ll be there. I don’t have a joke here. Just saying Christie is a tub of shit who will be at Shoney’s, if it still exists.
Not to worry he’s probably charged the hotel room to the US Attorneys’ office
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Sorry, I knew that was a bridge too far ; ) It’s all water under the bridge as far as I’m concerned.
For future reference, I live 7,000 feet above sea level in a little town that has bridges that I could jump over.
Seriously though, I expected some flack on that one, my bad.
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haha! it’s all good. No worries.
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