Discussion: Christie At CPAC: We Need To Tell The White House 'It's Time To Shut Up'

I don’t dismiss bovine spongiform encephalopathy which apparently is eating Krispie’s brain…

Why not just mainline some cholesterol at the Iowa fair?

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From the Home Folks:

“Christie will help kick off the annual Conservative Political Action
Conference, a gathering of a who’s who of the conservative movement and
an important stop on the road to the Republican presidential nomination.
He’s scheduled to be the second potential 2016 White House hopeful on
the agenda, following Dr. Ben Carson.”

Somehow I think the words “Fuck it, bring be a pizza!” were uttered at Drumthwacket recently.

No, check that: it’d be “Fuck it, bring me a brace of ducks at taxpayer expense.”

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Funny, I was literally about to comment that he’s now officially just a cartoon.

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I wonder why he didn’t tell the President to shut up when he visited NJ after Hurricane Sandy.

Another fucking panderer hoping to win the base over. Your ship has sailed fatasshat.

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Someone needs to tell Chris Christie to grow the fuck up.

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I beg to differ. The President would say something more elegant like:

“Why Chris Christie you look like someone just walked across your big fat ass you FAT FUCK!!”

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The President should send Bruce Springsteen to tell Christie to STFU.

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You had your chance.

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Politics is the art of compromise is now Politics is the art of bullying. Victory is shouting down or
shutting up anybody who opposes you.

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Psst, Christie: the toxic shame you feel at being less accomplished and less powerful than the President of the United States is rather transparent when you behave this way. Here is a hint: attempting to degrade the stature of the President does not elevate yours.

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But meaning it in the nicest possible way of course.

jw1

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Great, with Christie and Trump in the race, we’ve got “Shut up!” and “You’re Fired!” going head to head.

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One hit wonder, not surprising he plays it all the time.

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This is just a Dog-Whistle quote whose actual meaning is: Obama is an “Uppity Ni(CLANG!)” and needs to be “put BACK in his place”.

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Christie is twice the man Obama is…

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Why didn’t I think of that??

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May I correct that and say Christie is twice the “matter” that Obama is:

noun
1.
the substance or substances of which any physical object consists or is composed:
the matter of which the earth is made.
2.
physical or corporeal substance in general, whether solid, liquid, or gaseous, especially as distinguished from incorporeal substance, as spirit or mind, or from qualities, actions, and the like.
3.
something that occupies space.
4.
a particular kind of substance:
coloring matter.

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