Christie: I endorsed Trump because I don’t like him at all. If I am convicted in the BridgeGate affair, Trump goes with me. I still win.
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His endorsement represents the worst kind of cynicism.
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Always good to have a fallback plan, especially when you’re about to be jobless, amirite Gov. Donut?
Step 1. Trash Marcobot.
Step 2. Drop out of race.
Step 3. Endorse Trump.
Step 4. Further ingratiation until convention.
Step 5. VP pick! (it’s sort of a job, anyway)
Step 6. If Trump wins by some fluke …
Step 7. Bide your time until …
Step 8. Wham!
Step 9. Prez. Donut to you, BikerDad mofo.
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Scarborough might get so excited that he kills another secretary.
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???
Now progressives promoting birtherism shouldn’t be a thing.
However articles that put folks like Christie in the same boat as John Kerry works for me.
I can be the second biggest slimeball…
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It’s time to finally address the elephant in the room…
“Chris, you are a putz and no one cares who you like.”
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Brown Nose Suck Up Noun See Chris Christie
Oh, please. If you think a child’s toy can explain such complex matters, you can’t begin to understand how wrong you are about Christie’s earlier comments.
Those comments were carefully placed at specific space-time coordinates. To move them along the time dimension is to separate them from their context, which was the entire space-time fabric of the universe along with the disribution of masses ( including dark matter), the components of those masses, all vectors of those masses, and the patterns and vectors of all radiated energy.
Beyond any doubt, all reporting on Christie’s earlier comments has taken them out of context.
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So it’s a string-theory variant of the Gingrich effect, where if you quote him, then you are lying. 
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Right, though you have to account for gravity waves in Christie’s case.
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Chris Christie is a degenerate.
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Chris Christie should be ashamed of himself groveling for the scraps from Trump’s table
Wait 'til Trumplie and Christie turn that into a flying casino.
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A slimeball’s slimeball.
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Trumplie should have made Christie, the penguin. Big mistake. Two bullies cancel each other out.
I don’t think Christie could stomach being out of the limelight for two weeks. Hence, his endorsement. Look at me!!!
If you ever needed proof that Chris Christie was a political whore this is definitely it, and an extremely power hungry political whore at that. IMHO.
O, this should be interesting…
TEAM DONALD, now has Chris Christie and Paul LaPage…And they all wear about the same suit size…HOW precious would that be.