Discussion: Chris Christie Defends Mike Pence On Indiana Anti-Gay Law

I knew Christie was large but not that he was bi.

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Haha…Christie is in a Pizza coma… It’s clouding his NJ sensibilities…

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In other words, Christie can say nice things about Pence because Pence is no longer a contender in 2016.

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“But, I can tell you this, I know Mike Pence, and he’s got nothing but love in his heart for people and I just do not believe that in any way Mike Pence would intend for anything to happen in his state on his watch to be discriminatory towards any person.”

So Chris, that must mean that Pence just didn’t read the bill before he signed it, I guess. That cavalier attitude to law kind of reminds me of you.

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remind me. who is chris christie? didn’t he used to be someone?

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“We should not have a situation where people perceive that anybody will be denied service,” Christie said in the statement, as quoted by the Star-Ledger. “But, I can tell you this, I know Mike Pence, and he’s got nothing but love in his heart for people and I just do not believe that in any way Mike Pence would intend for anything to happen in his state on his watch to be discriminatory towards any person.”

The Governor continued: “Look, anyone who knows Mike Pence knows the man has trouble tying his shoes in the morning, much less understand the consequences of any legislation he signs. The man is far too intellectually challenged to harbor any bigotry. You’re welcome.”

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Did he just loose a great chance to keep quiet ? But OK, please keep talking Chris…

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I detect a bit of cynicism in your tone…

:smile:

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Well, gee, now that the fat crook has reassured me, I feel so much better. I’m quite sure that Governor Krispy Kreme would never, ever lie…unless his lips are moving. I’m really enjoying the scene of this bully getting what he richly deserves; falling rapidly into obscurity. Chris? You’re never going to get even close to the nomination, never mind being elected President. Please return to your day job of raping the taxpayers of New Jersey. How’s the lap band surgery working out for you? You look terrific…

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Ain’t that the truth. When I saw this all I could do was say WOW!!!

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I am delighted watching the Republucans implode

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Pence’s anti-gay history as a legislator gives the lie to Christie’s characterization.

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Fat, stupid and pandering is no way to go through life son…

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And a show of support, Christie will be traveling to Indiana to order lots and lots of pizza from that bigoted pizza joint. Lots and lots.

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It’s almost like the multiple federal investigations and timer slowly counting down his moments outside of prison are in pockets in his underwear and, like his junk, he can’t see them.

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Cmon man you got him all wrong.

He’s a governor. Somebody else will order them.


must heart all Christie fat jokes and general insults

Pence’s initial stupidity is an easy fix IOW, if someone else crafts a response for him.
Pence type dumb is no biggie, its common and something that the religious right deal with on a daily basis.
Gay bashing, racism and anti-woman are all right in the Republican wheelhouse, they got this.

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Chris, the entire point is that the reichwing base WANTS TO DISCRIMINATE. So you’re just digging a hole with no payoff…or shutting down a bridge for no reason, as the case may be, in trying to explain how Pence ain’t a gay-hatin discriminator.

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if the mike pence that chris crispie knows has ‘love in his heart,’ he must not know the governor of Indiana, 'cause that guy does not love the LGBT community, abhors same-sex marriage, & must reallly be getting chafed under his diaper from the last 10 days!! Love in his heart, your big fat kishkas chris, ol’boy!

sorta reminds me of this joke: Big fat guy is sitting on the edge of the exam table, the doctor looking up from his stool, and inquires after the physical: “is there any other problem we should discuss?” The fat guy says: “Yeah - when I am standing, I can’t see my penis.” The doctor tells him: “Well, diet!” The fat guy inquires: “What color?”

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