I knew Christie was large but not that he was bi.
HahaâŚChristie is in a Pizza coma⌠Itâs clouding his NJ sensibilitiesâŚ
In other words, Christie can say nice things about Pence because Pence is no longer a contender in 2016.
âBut, I can tell you this, I know Mike Pence, and heâs got nothing but love in his heart for people and I just do not believe that in any way Mike Pence would intend for anything to happen in his state on his watch to be discriminatory towards any person.â
So Chris, that must mean that Pence just didnât read the bill before he signed it, I guess. That cavalier attitude to law kind of reminds me of you.
remind me. who is chris christie? didnât he used to be someone?
âWe should not have a situation where people perceive that anybody will be denied service,â Christie said in the statement, as quoted by the Star-Ledger. âBut, I can tell you this, I know Mike Pence, and heâs got nothing but love in his heart for people and I just do not believe that in any way Mike Pence would intend for anything to happen in his state on his watch to be discriminatory towards any person.â
The Governor continued: âLook, anyone who knows Mike Pence knows the man has trouble tying his shoes in the morning, much less understand the consequences of any legislation he signs. The man is far too intellectually challenged to harbor any bigotry. Youâre welcome.â
Did he just loose a great chance to keep quiet ? But OK, please keep talking ChrisâŚ
I detect a bit of cynicism in your toneâŚ

Well, gee, now that the fat crook has reassured me, I feel so much better. Iâm quite sure that Governor Krispy Kreme would never, ever lieâŚunless his lips are moving. Iâm really enjoying the scene of this bully getting what he richly deserves; falling rapidly into obscurity. Chris? Youâre never going to get even close to the nomination, never mind being elected President. Please return to your day job of raping the taxpayers of New Jersey. Howâs the lap band surgery working out for you? You look terrificâŚ
Ainât that the truth. When I saw this all I could do was say WOW!!!
I am delighted watching the Republucans implode
Penceâs anti-gay history as a legislator gives the lie to Christieâs characterization.
Fat, stupid and pandering is no way to go through life sonâŚ
And a show of support, Christie will be traveling to Indiana to order lots and lots of pizza from that bigoted pizza joint. Lots and lots.
Itâs almost like the multiple federal investigations and timer slowly counting down his moments outside of prison are in pockets in his underwear and, like his junk, he canât see them.
Cmon man you got him all wrong.
Heâs a governor. Somebody else will order them.
must heart all Christie fat jokes and general insults
Penceâs initial stupidity is an easy fix IOW, if someone else crafts a response for him.
Pence type dumb is no biggie, its common and something that the religious right deal with on a daily basis.
Gay bashing, racism and anti-woman are all right in the Republican wheelhouse, they got this.
Chris, the entire point is that the reichwing base WANTS TO DISCRIMINATE. So youâre just digging a hole with no payoffâŚor shutting down a bridge for no reason, as the case may be, in trying to explain how Pence ainât a gay-hatin discriminator.
if the mike pence that chris crispie knows has âlove in his heart,â he must not know the governor of Indiana, 'cause that guy does not love the LGBT community, abhors same-sex marriage, & must reallly be getting chafed under his diaper from the last 10 days!! Love in his heart, your big fat kishkas chris, olâboy!
sorta reminds me of this joke: Big fat guy is sitting on the edge of the exam table, the doctor looking up from his stool, and inquires after the physical: âis there any other problem we should discuss?â The fat guy says: âYeah - when I am standing, I canât see my penis.â The doctor tells him: âWell, diet!â The fat guy inquires: âWhat color?â