Discussion: Charles Koch: Choosing Clinton Or Trump Is A Vote 'For <span style="line-height: 1em;">Cancer Or Heart Attack'

And may you suffer both, sir.

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Then he was pressed to give one concrete reason why he couldnā€™t support HRC, just one. ā€œIt could be anything. Just give us one good little tiny nugget of a reason, based on fact, why you oppose her,ā€ said Fortune magazine.

Just kidding, none of that took place, obviously. They donā€™t want to lose access to a celebrity.

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For Cancer Or Heart Attack

My guess is on Election Night, Chuckster has both.

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ā€œBut when you look at our guiding principles, you see that his guiding principles are in many ways antithetical to them and a great many of his policies are antithetical,ā€ Koch said. He pointed specifically to a Trump trade proposal that Koch called a ā€œmonstrosity.ā€

Really?? Of all the ill-advised, grotesque, unconstitutional, thoughtless positions Trump has taken, thatā€™s the one that offends you.

I can think of someone else whoā€™s a monstrosity.

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Iā€™ve always equated Trump with Impetigo myself.

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Major GOP donor Charles Koch is dead set on not choosing between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump in the presidential election.
He was quoted as saying ā€œUnless you have a malleable chump like Scott Walker who can be easily bought , whatā€™s the point?ā€
ā€œBoth Hillary and Trump would take the money and then go fuck you " I may be a crazy Libertarian but Iā€™m not stupidā€

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Well, at least by voting for Hillary Iā€™ll have a shot at having some sort of health insurance to deal with my cancer or heart-attack, something highly unlikely under any Koch-approved regime.

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ā€œMajor GOP donor Charles Koch is dead set on not choosing between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump in the presidential election.ā€

The operative word here is ā€œdead,ā€ as in dead of mind, vacuous of thought, and completely incapable of empathy.

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ā€œKoch said that ā€˜weā€™re not supportingā€™ the ā€˜two peopleā€™ he sees running for President at this moment.ā€

Translation: ā€œI canā€™t figure out how to buy either of these candidates!ā€

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ā€œAre you going to put a gun to my head?ā€ Koch said.

Anybody reading this certainly has my permission.

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Someone needs to tell Chucky that Gary Johnson isnt the ā€˜unicornā€™ that he seeks

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And looking at your mangy carcass, Charlie, me bhoy; I says to meself, says I. Ya wonā€™t be asked fer input, when yer time comes. May it be sooner rather than later, ya blatherskite.

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Canā€™t we have both?

You and your skank brother deserves to suffer from both at the same time, then die!

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I like it!

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Touretteā€™s?

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Wait, so is he saying ā€œlet the people chooseā€ rather than SCOTUS or the billionaires? And so we will, and you will die of something anyway, sir. We all do.

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ā€œCharles Koch: Choosing Clinton Or Trump Is A Vote For Cancer Or Heart Attack.ā€

Oddly enough, Koch Industries is one of Americaā€™s leading producers of both cancer and heart attacks.

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Chucky, from your mouth to the ear of the FSM. Letā€™s hope you score a two-ferā€¦

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At the Koch level they consider ā€œsupportā€ as an investment.

They likely see that there is ROI with Trump. Trump will work with monied folks just fine. The issue with trump is that he burns down the rest of the economy so there narrow business wins in the fossil fuel sector will be killed by virtue of being diversified.

And for Hillary, well, they cant say out loud she is preferableā€¦

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