Discussion: Change Of Plans: Ex-Gov. LePage Will Stay In Maine To Bartend This Summer

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Hope he gets stiffed on tips.

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Apparently he needs to buck up his resume’. After being the failed Governor of Maine, he’ll need something to prove he worked at a decent job and an honest day’s work. Don’t forget the references, LePuke. Your next employer will need to see those too.

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Maybe someone will hit him over the head with a bottle. Might make him more intelligent.

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He will drool in the drinks he serves, of course.

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“He was looking for something to do this summer and it just seemed like a natural thing to do,” restaurant owner Jeff Stoddard told the Daily Times.


"Natural" thing to do? The natural vocational progression of a professional politician in their waning earning years is the doling out of alcohol for minimal wages and tips?
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I’m flying in and out of Bangor in September.

Where will he be fouling drinks then?

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LePage was a ̶c̶o̶l̶o̶r̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶b̶a̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶g̶o̶v̶e̶r̶n̶o̶r̶,̶ Ignorant racist pig elected by a three way splt and as popular as a case of hemorrhoids
AMIRITE Smoothie and Shifty ?

FIFY

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Umm,he got reelected. A Dem who lost the primaries ran as an independent and split the vote. TWICE.

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Well, cross this place off my list. (Not that I was planning on summering in Maine anyhow…)

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William Marland, ex-Governor of West Virginia in the early 60’s, disappeared after his tenure as governor and was later found driving a cab in Chicago.

But unlike LePage, Marland was a decent human being.

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gmta.

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Slow news day? Anything happening with DiBlasio, Howard Schultz?

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I’m trying to imagine seeing LePage tending a bar and not immediately becoming a tee-teetotaler.

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I know. What’s your point? Once in office he failed the people of Maine, ran against popular approval of expanding Medicaid in the state. He spent most of his time in office promoting conspiracies, saying stupid, bigoted shit and vetoing all kinds of legislation that had also had popular support.

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Love to see some long hair step up to the bar and order a Mimosa.

And Page responding: “Fucking pussy drink! Get the fuck outa my bar! Only Americans allowed!”

Would love to be sitting down the end of the bar sipping a beer for a few hours while busting his balls.

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I wonder if he knows how to make a draft beer?

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Schultz dropped out to spend more time with his latte.

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You always make me laugh.

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So no one was willing to fund his gallivanting?