Dr Ben, you are free to consider fruit salad if that is to your liking. But I had lasagna for dinner and it was good. One other thing. it’s time to drop out of this race. Your goose has bolted out of the barn.
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Well, there IS the matter of his award winning campaign tune,
Poor guy.
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You gotta hand it to Ben, he’s been the source of some hilarious shit this campaign. We’re going to miss him when he finally realizes he’s played the Presidential candidate grift out.
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Ben Carson:
… [As] president, I will go through and I will look at what a person’s life has been. What have they done in the past, what kind of judgments have they made? What kind of associations do they have? That will tell you a lot more than an interview will tell you. The fruit salad of their life is what I will look at.
In a bid to compete with Carson’s rhetorical appeal to middle-class evangelicals, Ted Cruz followed by announcing that not only will he look at the fruit salad of a Supreme Court nominee’s life, but his criteria will also assess the conservative Jello-Marshmallow Ambrosia of their entire judicial career.
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He’d probably remove the pieces of pink grapefruit thinking that it was gay.
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The Onion is less funny than what Carson actually said.
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Probably
Ben Carson is black?
Dammit, all this time I thought he was the butler from Downton Abbey.
Donny, Marky, Benny, and Raphael–the Wiggles (Because they wiggle out of every question they are asked.)
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Let’s say his artistic side took over. And…you know how those guys loved turpentine.
Oh no you don’t. That is fucking hilarious.
The fruit salad of Ben Carson’s life is all tomatoes.
vewy wevealing
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Uh, the elevator still doesn’t get to the top floor, folks.
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Yes.
Ben Carson is sounding more and more like the character Peter Sellers played in the movie “Being There”.
“These are the fruit salads of your life.”
I think that was a Kodak slogan in the 70s
If there’s anyone that knows about fruit salad, it’d be the maraschino cherry on top.
"We’re going to have to encourage them to act in an appropriate way, or we will lose our religious freedom,”
How so? What does even mean? This fruit loop is a very confused man.
The folks from Bad Lip Reading are going to look at the transcript of the debate, throw up their hands, and say… we’re out. How do you top something like that???
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