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JesusTrolling:
“Running for President ain’t brain surgery!”
jw1
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Hey, Donnie, this is how you reach out to the Latino community.
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Two Bloody Marys, please.
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I have it on very good authority that Jesus is currently contracted to insist on a Salted Caramel Mocha Frappuccino®.
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TPM:
Ramos asked Carson near the end of the conversation, “Who would you like to have an orange juice with or a beer with?”
To which Carson responded, “Jesus,” with a laugh.
Jesus, on the other hand, answered, “I don’t know, maybe Einstein. Defintely not Ben Carson.”
The Son of God continued, “Frankly, though, what with all the conservative whackaloons who say they talk to me everyday, and say I’m telling them things I’d never say - like Run for President, Michelle Bachmann - what I’d really like is some damn peace and quiet for a few days.”
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Let me guess: Whine?
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Now we have evidence that Carson is a cheapskate. He knows all he’ll have to order is a couple glasses of water and -POOF- chianti. Or whatever Christ’s specialty is.
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This breakneck morning in idiocy has given me dry mouth, Jesus…
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And Dommyluc wants to smoke a joint with the Buddha, because I know that the Buddha would never harsh my buzz the way Ben Carson would.
Hey, maybe the pharaohs built the pyramids as a place to stash their weed.
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BTW, isn’t anyone on Carson’s team screaming at him to STFU? Man, the guy just can’t stop talking about those goddamned pyramids. But, when you consider that Carson was stupid enough to hire a grafter like Armstrong Williams, it starts to make sense.
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Careful what you wish for, Ben. I’m pretty sure Jesus would lemon law your ass within about 90 seconds and leave you sitting there all sad.
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“Carson Says He’d Like To Have A Drink With Jesus.”
Jesus must be spinning in his grave at the very thought.
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If the answer to that question isn’t William S. Burroughs you’ve just blown your chance at a night out to tell your grandchildren about.*
*If you survive it.
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Fantastic Post.
Aware of the centrality of religion in our communities, Carson decides to play Ramos. We may not be welcome here (according to your Party), but we CAN think.
And what we think is this: a non-exhaustive list.
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Deeds, not actions, sir. The recent Central American refugee Crisis was one calling for people really believing in your Drinking Buddy. Not Bagger racists.
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It is amazing that these Christians that Carson is administering to are more loving of a God they cannot see and hateful toward the human brother they CAN see.
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PLEASE don’t put out Mariachi music to “sway” us
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Hey, Ben, just become a Catholic. They change the bread and wine into the body and blood of Jesus. So, you can have a drink of Jesus instead of a drink with Jesus.
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Oh Ben, we hardly even knew ye as the front runner…
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this guy is a total fake; it’s amazing that his supporters don’t see that;
I doubt he is a real Christian either; I guess for him Jesus is just
some guy you go out with for a drink; ha ha what a joke;
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“Ben Carson Says He’d Like To Have A Drink With Jesus”
“Ben Carson: Archaeologists Are Wrong, The Pyramids Were Built To Store Grain”
“Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don’t necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.
Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider,”
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His supporters are eating this crazy shit up !
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