Discussion: Carson Says He Won't Be Considered For Trump's VP, But A Dem Might Be

JIm Webb?? The donald will still lose Virginia…

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“I’ve also also talked to Kim Jong-un as well about the job,” Mr. Carson said, eyes closed and hands in pyramid formation.

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It’s possible that Trump could choose a Democrat as a running mate. I’m still not convinced that The Donald isn’t The Ringer who has simply been trolling Republicans the entire time.

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Carson endorsed Trump in March after failing his own bid for the White House and has at times struggled to defend his support of Trump and articulate his policies.

Donald Trump has policies?

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The newspaper reported that Carson suggested that a Democrat could be considered for the role and that he doesn’t want any part of it.

I’m becoming more and more convinced that Carson believes there’s some federal law compelling Trump’s VP pick to serve him whether or not they agree to it. I can just picture Carson throwing back his head and letting out this evil laugh as he suggests to the committee that they make the shrewd move of choosing Hillary Clinton thus making it impossible for her to continue running for president.

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I was thinking him or someone line Mancin.

Ugh.

The way the press treats the word “bipartisan” like some sort of fetish (THE FAMILY WAS RAPED TO DEATH BY GRIZZLIES, BUT WE SUSPECT IT WAS A BIPARTISAN GROUP OF GRIZZLIES, SO LET’S NOT JUDGE TOO HARSHLY!) I can totally see it actually working.

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“Carson Says He Won’t Be Considered For Trump’s VP, But A Dem Might Be.”

Joe Lieberman just wet himself.

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“We would consider people who are Americans and who put America first,"

Now I understand why they would need to possibly look outside the GOP. :wink:

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We should keep a running list of all the stupid things he says. I wonder which Dem would consider being Trump’s VP. Joe Manchin?

ROTFLMAO. Have you ever considered doing standup comedy? You have a knack

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Well before I saw your post that was my suggestion.

Truth is, it’s highly likely he was doing sit-down comedy.

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Oh yes, Dr. Ben, this has WIN written all over it!

If there’s one thing that will bring the disaffected “conservatives” to the polls to support Il Duce, it’s putting a Dem on the ticket with him!

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The Eye of Sauron was also considered but Trump didn’t care for his/her/its shifty eye.

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He is probably hoping to get Bernie. After all he has been quoting him daily. It’s the old “enemy of my enemy is my friend” credo.

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Well, that and Sauron is a foreigner - and not the good Eastern European tanlines type.

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Webb’s the only one I can think of: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/jim-webb-no-hillary-clinton-220255

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No long form birth certificate and that’s very important. After all, The Eye might have been Kenyan. Trump wouldn’t stand for that…gotta have a 'Murican Eye of Sauron or none at all.

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how many margarita and tequila shots has Dr Ben had? were they to try and wash away the taste of that crappy looking ‘taco bowl’?

does Donnie Dimwit know his advisor has a drinking problem? is he taking percocets with his margaritas?

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