Chinese in Syria? Do they deliver?
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"they supply radar equipment and sophisticated monitoring systems. "
Get it? GET IT? His answer is this: “well duh, because asians and electronics!”
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wow, that must be the worst pic I’ve ever seen of her.
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HOLY HELL!!! And this guy is running 1st or 2nd in the Republican field!!!
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If he walks it back enough, eventually somewhere along the line he would be technically correct, and that is all that is needed to make the conservatives scream, once again, that he’s a victim of the evil liberal media.
Step 1 : The Chinese are in Syria!!
Step 2 : The Chinese are supplying weapons and support staff!
Step 3 : The Chinese are supplying weapons!
Step 4 : The Chinese are supplying components in weapons!
Step 5 : The Chinese are supplying components to build the components in weapons!
Step 6 : Extend Step 5 until you are “right” and claim that is what you meant all along.
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I don’t know of anybody who has a great deal of foreign policy experience who’s running for president right now
Does former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton not count?
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I kinda wonder if he even knows what he ate for breakfast this morning.
Hint: SHROOMS.
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For many years now, Friday Nite Document Dumps have been a common feature of Washington, D.C. governance. Candidate Dr. Ben Carson is working to put an end to that practice!
When President Carson is sworn in, there’ll be no more Friday Nite Doc Dumps. From that moment on, it’ll just be Doc Promising Weekend Dump - with no actual pesky docs ever being dumped!
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I think Carson takes those “I slept at Holiday Inn Express” commercials too literally.
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He can see pyramids of grain from his front porch.
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Hell, so he starts WW3. Gotta learn somehow!
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You have identified Carson’s sociopathology. Eisenhower (head of Overlord) was quite aware that the United States Presidency was not the ETO Supreme Commander. Nor did he campaign that way. One of his slogans of his first Presidential Campaigns was “I Will Go To Korea”.
Carson would have said (without leaving his Play Pen),
“Koreans? They are Evil.”
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The CIA was in Afghanistan at the time. So was Dan Rather!
http://www.achievement.org/achievers/rat0/large/rat0-005.jpg
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Ben Carson’s shocking new evidence of China in Syria:
http://abovethelaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Made-In-China-300x203.jpg
Folks, Ben Carson has it on good word that this picture was taken in Syria. The Chinese are there.
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Did you know that when you buy a Dell computer, you basically have a Dell employee in your home watching you masturbate study?
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Is that guy in the middle Dick Cheney?
Why yes. I like it when they watch me “study.”
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Omigod! They’re sending in salesmen and delivery guys – we’re definitely in for it now. Take cover! Circle the wagons! They’re coming for the womenfolk!
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I keep thinking that too and each new facepalming episode fails to bear out what used to be true about continued crazy statements. I honestly am persuaded at this point that for the base, being pilloried in the MSM just means you’re one of them. By definition it’s validation, not a problem. Kevin Drum said the audience in the hall was growing less appreciative while Trump was ranting about how dumb they were, but is his campaign over? That’s unheard of, but these clowns just keep up their clownery. I think we’re in a new place now, and the laws of political physics have changed in ways that challenge your ability to see and accept the new reality. Through the looking glass, like the general in the sci-fi film always says.
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Monty Python warned us of the coming “Yellow Horde.”
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