Discussion: Carly Fiorina Hits Deer, Assumes Deer Dead

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Assume nothing, it could be a demon deer!

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Sarah Palin woulda skinned and cooked it on the spot, just to show she can.

What did Carly do? Drive on? Lame …

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I assume this is bullshit.

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Bambi meets Twitzilla.

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Actually I smiled at her tweet. There’s a first time for everything you know!

“Our campaign car just hit a deer in Iowa.”

Here in Jersey thats a couple thousand dollars in damages,hardly some thing to brag about.These( candidates ?) are reaching for anything.IMO.

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Yes, but will anyone ever top Demon Sheep and I’m Not A Witch?

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MemeFix:

Carly Fiorina Stumps Iowa, Assumes Candidacy Dead

jw1

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Never to be topped. How?
That was when I realized politically that ‘We aren’t in Kansas anymore Toto.’

jw1

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And just because I can and it never gets old –

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Wait…is that the deer being grilled in the photo???

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No. Just visually deer meat is a bit redder than beef, and if it’s ground deer, you’d want to add some beef or pork, because ground deer meat alone tends to be a bit too lean, hence dry, for burgers. Deer fat isn’t good eats to add to burgers–IMO. That meat looks really pale.

Now please don’t hate me for partaking in the eating of delicious succulent bacon wrapped grilled deer steaks.

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The deer was just another of the lazy moocher class, jobless and addicted to handouts, and probably an illegal immigrant, too.

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While I may disagree politically with theses folk I don’t wanna see anyone injured.

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In Tennessee, where I live, there’s a Road Kill law. If you hit it you can take it home and eat it. Anything from a squirrel ti a Democrat. :grinning:

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Hardly a bump in the road compared to the carnage of those 30,000 laid-off HP workers and their families.

(She has several of their heads mounted on the wall of her Trophy Room.)

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Canadian deer.

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If I were Carly, I’d watch my back.

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She probably steered toward it and sped up.

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