Hence why Carlson feels bad, he empathizes with a mid fifties white criminal because that is his peer group…
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TC: “As if paying off somebody’s girlfriend is a campaign finance violation.”
Yet somebody went to great lengths to hide that payment just a few days before the election.
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I feel bad for Tucker Carlson.
He was too crappy for even CNN. Then had to migrate to The Daily Caller. And he is now employed by Rupert Murdoch.On a Network founded and run by Roger Ailes. That featured Bill O’Reilly. And he is a back bencher to Sean Hannity.
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She’s not his “girlfriend”, she’s a professional sex worker who had the bad luck to catch the eye of a truly revolting man whose (third) wife was home caring for his infant child. And there’s a reason they call it a “payoff” - in this case it means she was secretly paid to maintain silence so that his presidential campaign wasn’t negatively effected, i.e., an illegal campaign contribution.
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Then you’re a bigger person than I am.
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I don’t believe they had souls to lose.
Democrats cheered for his conviction on ludicrous, absurd c̶a̶m̶p̶a̶i̶g̶n̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ charges of having lied to cover up ongoing finance negotiations between a presidential candidate and an adversary of the U.S., the blackmail vulnerability of a president who’s paying hush money, and the existence of a box owned by a sleaze merchant that’s filled with additional blackmail opportunities against the president.
We at Fox News see nothing problematic in any of that. In fact we’re benefiting from it right n…oops…strike that last bit before this airs…
I think Tucker understands that Cohen has put the hurt on Trump in a way the Trump base might find compelling. My own view is Cohen did the crime so he needs to do the time, but in a way I am sympathetic to him. He seems to be a good candidate for rehabilitation.
As if lying about a blow job is an impeachable offense… oops.
Sorry Tucker why did we and apparently the Republican Committee members believe
Cohen? Because we and they know who and what Trump is. And for
conformation we didn’t have ONE Republican Committee member say or use
the argument we don’t believe, or Trump wouldn’t or didn’t do, the
fraudulent scams and potential crimes Cohen testified he did.
Hmm. I feel more sorry for coprophagic flies. They don’t get to choose what they eat.
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Well, now that you mention coprophagic flies, I feel more sorry for them too. And Dung Beatles. Imagine, “Daddy, Daddy. Why are we called Dung Beatles?”
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Sorry - can’t resist …
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Damn you!
I was thinking of starting a parody rock group. Like The Ruttles. But more scat singing. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk…
Poor Tucker - he is stuck in a continuous loop involving stage 1 & 2
Carlson: > “As if paying off somebody’s girlfriend is a campaign finance violation. That’s laughable.”
Setting aside the insanely obvious point that it’s a campaign finance violation if you were paying her specifically to keep her mouth shut because you were running for POTUS:
Have we now reached the point where Tucker Carlson is acting like it’s normal that the President barebacked a porn star while his wife was home with an infant and then paid her to keep her mouth shut during the campaign?
Is this Fox News’s version of the new normal?
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“He’s not a genius, anyone who knows him will affirm that.
And Carlson is?
As if paying off somebody’s girlfriend is a campaign finance violation.
I know, it’s hard to believe, but Tucker Carlson really is this stupid.
I got the one where he’s in his prison uniform. Which one did you get?
http://www.nationalmemo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/DineshDsouza-jumpsuit.jpg
And, seriously, why don’t we refer to this guy as Cucker Tarlson?