In his case, it’s more about flexibility than reach.
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Lil’ Tucker’s inferiority complex is showing again.
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Sooo: kind, sensetive, caring, wicked smart, and talented? In short, everything that you are not?
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hey Tucker:
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Photos of a man living a life of misery.
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So, the trust fund baby heir to a frozen food fortune who’s never had a real job and is just another GOP welfare recipient is lecturing people who actually work for a living and have done so for their entire adult lives doing real work about real work–and the recipient of the second place award in the nation’s most prestigious high school science fair about science. That’s rich. I bet he yells at his TV when watching “real man” sports and boasts to his friends about how he’d be such a better quarterback or goalie than those nancy boys on TV.
As always, Tucker Carlson is the biggest douchebag on TV.
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Especially since if you look up ‘myopic’ in the dictionary, the crew at Fox News is pictured!
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Is Tucker Carlson under the delusion that he is somehow a bastion of masculinity?
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Ru Paul is way more man than Tucker can handle.
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Bespectacled?!?
What the fucking fuck does that have to do with anything? This guy makes less cogent points than a troll at Salon.
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LOL! Anyway, doesn’t the name “Tucker” already imply that Carlson is “hiding his candy”, shall we say?
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I am sure Jon Stewart would love to debate your comments about Chris Hayes, oh manly-man Tucker Carlson!
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I would much rather have Chris Hayes as my son than Tucker Carlson. Hayes is pretty much what every parent would like to think his son has grown to be. Carlson is just a brain dead useless frat brat.
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The main reason to own eyeglasses is to have the ability to read. The obvious, ominous connotation that entails needs no explanation.
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He probably adopted the blonde kids from one of those 3 Messican countries Trump closed down.
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When your greatest achievement in life is losing on a lame-ass TV competition show like “Dancing With The Stars”, you don’t get to criticize anyone.
Tucker Carlson is the Tonya Harding of TV journalism. I’m surprised he hasn’t had Chris Hayes kneecapped yet.
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Hayes is just too lazy to wear contacts–like real men.
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The only things he has going for him are that he’s a rich white conservative male in a society that still vastly overvalues such things. Thing is, he had absolutely nothing to do with being born rich, white or male, and inherited these.
As for being a conservative, in name only, as he holds none of the values of traditional conservatism, which the modern “conservative” movement, which is actually about preserving the power and money of rich white racist males, co-opted.
You want to know what a real, genuinely “manly” conservative white male is like? Read up on Alexander Hamilton, who worked his way up from nothing, was a genius, abhorred slavery and viewed blacks as the equal of whites, and was probably the most successful and effective statesman in US history, having actually achieved worthwhile things in his brief life, like, oh, the constitution, our fiscal and monetary systems, a major bank and newspaper, a major political party, the coast guard, the beginning of abolition movement, and so much else. Not sure if he wore glasses, though.
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not a pedophile defender.
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Those glasses look really attractive on Tucker. They bring out the delusion in his eyes and the fatness in his head.
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