Discussion: Burnt Easy Mac Forces Iowa Capitol Building To Evacuate

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Don’t touch it…that’s a bowl of concentrated evil right there!

(waits while crickets chirp for people to get the reference).

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I’m waiting for David Warner to make an appearance as “Evil.”

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Iowan voters can’t be trusted to choose a legitimate presidential candidate; now they can’t even make a package of mac 'n cheese without burning down the house!

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Kraft Easy Mac: Also known in Iowa as gourmet pasta.

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LOL… :slight_smile: especially since he seems to show up everywhere!

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Time Bandits?

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Yes but was it gay mac and cheese?

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Was it made with fresh pasta and a homemade Vermont Cheddar cheese sauce and served on a Wedgwood pasta plate?

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Headline at Faux Not Really News:

Foreign BLACK Substance Causes Evacuation At Iowa Capitol Building

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Yep :slight_smile:

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Of course nobody was injured.

The shit was rendered inedible.

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That’s the way it came.

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Man, I can only imagine how horrible the stench must have been. Burning fat and chemicals and hydrocarbons: must have smelled like being downwind of of wiseguys burning a corpse in an unmediated Jersey Superfund site.

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No doubt they will be blaming Obama,

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I make mine with gluten free pasta, Vermont Cheddar, bleu, gorgonzola, and a number of other cheeses :slight_smile:

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buh buh buh…Chris Christie is flying in to eat it and announce his bid for the White House.

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That’s because you were brought up right.

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Well, I also have celiacs…I’ve had to learn how to make a lot of my own meals.

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h/t from firefighter Sean Connery.

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