Discussion: Bundy Bodyguard Fluffy Unicorn Arrested in Arizona

[clemmers]

What a fine upstanding role model!

[fargo116]

This is the guy who was all upset at Stewart Rhodes and his oathkeepers duiring the standoff at Cliven’s place in the spring of 2014. He was calling himself the ‘head of security’ then. And he was going by the name of ‘Booda Bear.’

Booda was enraged at Rhodes and the Oathkeepers pulling out of guarding the Bundy Ranch. Stewie said he had gotten some ‘high value intel’ from a source in the FBI that there was going to be a “hot drone strike” on the Ranch. Turned out later it was some argle-bargle from an anonymous ‘tipline.’

Here’s what Booda had to say about the whole thing on his website:

‘…and just so everybody knows, as Booda, head of security for the Bundy
Family I can swear on the white skin that covers my ass there will not
be an Oath Keeper — there WILL NOT BE AN OATH KEEPER allowed to set foot
on the internal ranch property.’

And here’s part of what the satire website Wonkette had to say about the argument:

‘If there is anything more sacred to a militiaman than the white skin that covers his ass, we don’t want to know what it is.’

For Wonkette’s entire hilarious piece, go here: http://wonkette.com/547807/hot-gossip-cliven-bundys-militia-buddies-have-broken-up-are-never-ever-getting-back-together?utm_source=crowdignite.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=crowdignite.com

[pshah]

I’m Cavalier had been masquerading at the compound as a former marine, but a Daily Mail story set that record straight. Instead of serving in Iraq and Afghanistan, Cavalier was a tattoo artist with a few DUIs on the record.

This is the worst example of someone pretending to be something they’re not since Ted Cruz pretending to be American.

[maxaroo]

Oh, my God! The Feds got Fluffy!

[chelsea530]

I don’t think this is the unicorn that some people thought they were promised, but it works for me.

[roygbiv]

Rodeo belt buckles seem kind of uncomfortable when you have a huge-ass beer belly like most of those dudes appear to have. And, its not really a flattering or slimming look. If they asked me I’d suggest a different outfit.

[maxaroo]

I’m glad to hear that. “Fluffy” seemed a bit effeminate.

[teenlaqueefa]

Isn’t that a horny sheep?

[pdxer]

All hat, no cattle.

[diveguy99]

fake marines

fake patriots

fake cowboys

fake men

[Lacuna-Synecdoche]

TPM:

During his time in Oregon, Cavalier went by the code name “Fluffy Unicorn” at the refuge.

When a Conservative Militant is calling himself “Fluffy Unicorn,” it can only mean at least one of two things and probably both:

1. He’s a My Little Pony fetishist.

2. They’re probably going to find child porn somewhere on his computer or in his home.

[diveguy99]

they’re called “bronies”

[diveguy99]

and there’s santorum all over the place, no doubt

[jep07]

with real guns

[jep07]

what could go wrong?

[diveguy99]

maybe this is why they’re so afraid of losing their guns – it’s the only thing they’ve got that’s real

[diveguy99]

what do you suppose life in prison will be like for a “fluffy unicorn”?

[diveguy99]

keeping it real

[canadianhere]

“You bastards!”

[teenlaqueefa]

Isn’t the idea behind having an alias so no one will know who you are?

This is like when we gave ourselves silly code names when we played as children.