Discussion: Bundy Bodyguard Fluffy Unicorn Arrested in Arizona

system1 · January 15, 2016, 4:42pm

Discussion for article #244767

jaybeeraybee · January 15, 2016, 5:02pm

Grifters all.

I’d be interested to see how many of those big shiny belt buckles were obtained from an actual rodeo vs. the local boot shop.

southgaguy · January 15, 2016, 5:14pm

Well with a name like “Fluffy Unicorn” he will be very popular in jail.

left_in_washington_state · January 15, 2016, 5:07pm

So…more like Simper Fifi…than Semper Fi…

imkmu3 · January 15, 2016, 5:09pm

Fluffy Unicorn. He must have been a bad ass Brony!

imkmu3 · January 15, 2016, 5:10pm

Mail order, and made in China.

doremus_jessup · January 15, 2016, 5:10pm

“You’ll never take me alive, Coppers. Nobody pushes Fluffy Unicorn around.”

anniew · January 15, 2016, 5:16pm

This might be the plan, let the idiots come and go as they please and pick them off safely, one by one.

Landshark2995 · January 15, 2016, 5:20pm

Just standard western sociopaths.

blue_bear · January 15, 2016, 5:21pm

I had the same thought. Comb their records for outstanding warrants and other “unrelated” charges so that it does not cause them to panic up in Oregon. These idiots need to be brought to justice, serve time and pay restitution - every cent that the government had to spend dealing with them. When they don’t pay, lien the heck out of their property and, when they default, seize the asset and add the Bundy ranch to some federal park. That would be justice.

amaza · January 15, 2016, 5:30pm

He’s sure gonna get his unicorn fluffed in prison…

darrtown · January 15, 2016, 5:32pm

One down, a couple dozen more to go.
And just wait for the whining to commence when it’s Ritzheimer’s turn.

lemmitellya · January 15, 2016, 5:33pm

But that would ruin some people’s hope that the Feds will kill all of them. Of course, the Bundy idiots would become martyrs, Fluffy Bunny among them, thus giving all wannabe-action-movie-hero rightwingers a major hard on.

sherlock1 · January 15, 2016, 5:33pm

Cavalier had been masquerading at the compound as a former marine, but a Daily Mail story set that record straight. Instead of serving in Iraq and Afghanistan, Cavalier was a tattoo artist with a few DUIs on the record.

Bbbbbuuuttt…The Donald says if you “…feel like you served in the military”…well, it’s the same thing. Donald said he felt like he was in the military and so he was! So Cavalier really was in the Marines, huh?

morriganinoregon · January 15, 2016, 5:37pm

the name is Fluffy Unicorn, not Fluffy Bunny because the initials F.B. don’t mean as much as F.U. !

Landshark2995 · January 15, 2016, 5:39pm

Maybe these idiots are auditioning for a “reality” show. We could call it PSYCHO.

srfromgr · January 15, 2016, 5:42pm

Fluffy Unicorn, I hardly knew ya.

callmeeric · January 15, 2016, 5:43pm

lemmitellya · January 15, 2016, 5:48pm

Good point! I got confused, though, I think because I’m a children’s artist and fluffy bunnies are one of my favorite things to draw.

jaybeeraybee · January 15, 2016, 5:52pm

I wonder if he has a tattoo of a Fluffy Unicorn?